It used to be interesting, sure. Dudes like this should be riding the subway with their iPods and getting hummers in bathrooms, but instead he was doing home repair and having a kid. But at some point he stopped being a hipster baffled by the process of adulthood and started to be just, you know, some dude talking about home repair and his wife. If I gave two wet plops about that kind of shit, I’d watch Home Improvement and at least get a chuckle at JTT or something. In between lifecasting a life that no one cares about we have the Tumblr equivalent of my aunt’s e-mail forwards, forcefully stated opinions about banalities. If this turns out to be some sort of Nick Hornby hypertext project I would not be surprised, but I guess that applies to about a quarter of the people on Tumblr. Dude, it’s cool. You’re old. Stop telling us about it.
your obsession with emma watson was only slightly creepy to me until i realized that you were basically the man all parents fear is lusting after their daughters. you are a slightly overweight grown man who goes to work and comes home and plays WoW and stalks a much younger girl. in this case, emma watson. get a life. leave your basement. please please find a more suitable (read:age appropriate) target for your lust. your current choice is just creepy.
i followed this tumblog because, well, lets be honest: she followed me first, and i was being polite. after about A MILLION taylor swift and “joe-bro” pictures, i have finally had enough. also, are you aware that your tumblr name is a medical condition for a baby whose skin is basically inside out? a harlequin baby as one of the most frightening sights…and so is your blog. peace out!
Oh hey awkward boners. Yeah, so I thought you’d be real funny and good for a quick laugh between pics of sunny fields and colorful fuzzy camera lenses.
But you aren’t. Those aren’t boners. Those are guys standing funny, or with a weird shaped zipper, or are all photoshopped. Maybe ONE of your pictures are real, but I haven’t found it yet.
Find some real dude boners to make my friends and I giggle or stop posting all together! I know a good boner when I see it, and you have failed there. And some of those things, if you think they are boners…well then I truly feel sorry for you, because ain’t nobody able to get off on something the size of a thumb.
Give me boners or give me death.
I’m fairly convinced you’re either lying about your age or have a learning disability. The fact that you can’t seem to comprehend how stupid you are is extremely sad, and gives me 0 hope for future generations. The fact that you may raise kids one day scares me. The fact that you name drop about your own sick mother who houses and feeds you, scares me. The fact that you tell people to fuck off when they ask you to give something to a developing country when your mom took your 25 year old, lazy, expensive sneaker collecting, naked woman watching, jobless ass in, scares me. But the thing that terrifies me most, is that you honestly don’t recognize this shit, and when people try to bring it to the surface, you call them haters or fakes or proceed to go and tell someone of equal caliber (-gasp I never even fathomed this possible when I first started following you, but alas, I’ve learned you’ve harbored your little army of drones, also) of stupidity, laugh it up, and then go and post conversations snickering like little 12 year old hyenas. You’re 25, act your age and learn to accept outside opinions and advice, oh and, get a job, I’m sure your mom doesn’t like you staying in her house all day either.
Don’t get me wrong, you’ve posted some great art since I started following you, but you never give credit back to the artist. Once in a while, you’ll put their last name - But how the fuck am I supposed to see more of an artists work when their last name is ‘Young’ or ‘Roy’ or ‘Larson’? Do you know how many artists have those last names? According to google, there’s a shitload of them. Lately, you’ve been posting a lot of really shitty photos off flickr, without a link back. What’s your fucking problem? You say you’re an artist, but you don’t have enough respect to give other artists credit for their work. It’s not that hard to put a click-through link to the artists website or add their first AND last name underneath the art in question. Seriously.
Um, yeah…Whoever told you you’re cute you should post sexie photos of yourself every day…
They lied. You’re really not that attractive. In fact, you’re quite the opposite.
And the fact that you post said photos so frequently, trolling for self-affirming comments and reblogs, is also neither attractive nor interesting.
Pictures of your food are so fucking boring and easy. Nobody cares that you’re happy you had Chinese food. Congratulations, you had tacos. ENJOY THE TASTE OF YOUR BORING LIFE and keep it off my dashboard.
Oh, for Christ’s sake. I don’t even remember why I followed you in the first place, but now I’m getting “guest posts” everyday about how people met the person they’re currently fucking, and it’s filled with so much saccharine that I could ring them out and put them in my Cream of Wheat. I don’t want to hear about people meeting on MySpace and falling in love, especially when they begin with “Once upon a time” and are told as if your boyfriend’s a heroic knight and not a creep messaging you on a social networking site. Also, “mountains as big as our love?” What the fuck kind of bullshit is that?
Everything you post is whack! You’re also very ugly, I can’t stand that stupid ass face you make in all your pictures, It makes me want to vomit!
You’re more boring than an old person
Being a chubby girl I am insulted by the trash you decide to post. Seriously half of the gals you post are just normal sized girls and the other half are using MySpace angles to try to cover up the fact they are fat.
I understand that this was an attempt to bring us chubby gals together but you’re a terrible host at deciding things.
And for the record Amy is a popular fucking name. So your “liek omg we haz the same name” bullshit is lame. And no one cares that this tumblr happens to be more popular than your normal blog. You are obviously fucking boring and it’s starting to show in this tumblr.
Do us all a favor and hand the name over to someone capable to running it.
you motherfuckers will cocktease me with an intriguing, perhaps even titillating screenshot from a movie and leave me forever wondering what movie that is, giving me the cinematic equivalent of blue balls.
i’m not gunna reblog to ask what film it is and i’m not gunna leave a comment on your page…
its really, really fuckin simple…you just have to type in the film’s title before (or after) your clever, yet simultaneously pretentious observation about the movie like
“most people don’t know this but all the ‘milk’ in the movie is goat semen cause they only had male goats around…
you can tell cause of the way it drips off the baby’s face…(and i would know, i used to be a goat semenologist)”
i’m not even asking for an imdb link, but that wouldn’t be terrible either, fuckheads.
When I first followed you, I was pleased by your presentation of creative, colorful photos of young women with decent bodies. However, once you ran out of *good* ideas, you began reducing your posts to first-page Flickr search results of “skinny girl”, and now look like a regurgitated Pro-ED Myspace “Thinspo” photo album.
Things really flew off the handle when you posted TWO pictures of Frieda Rose, an independent photographer/model who explicitly requests that you do not steal her photos, in the same day. Top that off with the complete lack of high quality photos over the last week or so AND the absence of girls who are *actually* skinny and you’ve got another Tumblr shitstorm of time wasting.
vapid. bragging disguised as i’m—so-funny-and-carefree self deprecation. wanna be Gossip Girl from California.
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