December 2009
13 posts
letusbeoffensive →
You remind me of my ex-girlfriend’s fat friends who all mistakenly believed they were intelligent and funny.
evenabird →
Right, sure, so you have a deep meaningful connection with every possible facet of independent youth culture. And can only express it in still images. If you have ever had a single original thought in your entire life, have you considered featuring it on your tumblr, just to ‘change things up’? Not arty. Not deep. Not cool. Just pretentious and grating.
self mutilation. →
okay look, i tried to like you. all you do is reblog rickhawk and post semi nude pictures of yourself. you have a child. please take care of him and grow up.
delbert shoopman →
first of all you have a stupid name.. i’m sure you know this and somehow find it fun/ironic giving you yet another reason to chest bump ortake a shot. also, please stop making that face… you know which one i mean..
that one. oh yea… i’m assuming you’ve accepted your glaringly obvious alcoholism. it seems like you’re drunk or holding a drink in more than half...
http://nothingpersonalblog.tumblr.com/ →
Nothing but an endless cycle of ‘My musical tastes are better than your musical tastes’ and ‘My spelling and grammar are better than your spelling and grammar.’ The latter is often not even true.
jESSICA.ASHLEY →
please,
enough with the photobooth / twitpic self-portraits and photoshop filters.
also, enough with the smushy faces, kissy faces, and “grr” faces. it’s over, it’s been over. cut it out.
enough shameless advertisement that you have a macbook. it’s just a computer, baby, it’s not getting you anywhere in life.
enough conversations with your boyfriend via...
http://sexmusic.tumblr.com →
if you’re having sex to enya and korn, then i think you’re doing it wrong.
http://yourpixie.tumblr.com →
you are so blatently trying for tumblarity it hurts
stop with the repost spam, the “shout outs” to new followers and stupid quotes
“GO OUT AND LOVE SOMEONE”
no, go out and get off the internet
Barely Sarcasm →
You blog like a 16 year old girl.
OK Nevermind the last submission →
([redacted] here/please don’t post any of these) I changed my mind about deleting the christine friar post. NO REGRETS. DON’T delete it!! hahaha I’m actually kind of proud of it
thanks again, [redacted]
P.S. DON’T POST THESE
Hey, this is a message, I don't know if this will... →
Is it possible to delete the post I made about christine friar? I just realized how brutal it was after seeing it on your page… If you can that would help me sleep at night. If you can’t, I guess I don’t really have a choice but to regret it, so just shoot me an e-mail at [redacted] just so I know you read this.
Thanks, [redacted]
facefullofcase →
Guess what honey, we all know what a push up bra is, and when you take pictures from the exact same angle every fucking day and make the same stupid face, we know what you’re up to. I started following you because I liked half of the things I saw on the first 3-4 pages of your tumblr, then more recently I started to realize the things you “found” were actually just off of other...
yeaimpiercedbetchhh →
I followed him because he was following me, and I soon realized what a terrible idea that was. LOOK. No one cares if you’re pierced. If you are, good for you. Don’t make a huge fucking deal about it and act like someone’s judging you and hating on you for it and post about it continually on your tumblr, BECAUSE NO ONE IS. The only reason they hate you is because you’re...
August 2009
50 posts
no url →
I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT SHEDOESNTGETIT. PLEASE DO NOT POST IT.
the cataclysm →
You have neither friends nor a life, do you? You think we give enough of a damn to care for three posts about how you don’t do drugs? You think we care about how you want “him”, whoever that is? You’re sixteen years old, and trying to be someone you aren’t. My god, that’s embarassing. Your writing isn’t poetic. It is shit.
The Pulp Girls →
Do you think one day that you could give credit to the photos that you post? You’ve not done it ONCE. You’ve used three of mine now, obviously taken from my flickr via the link on my page, and have failed to credit me or at least say that it’s not YOURS. Be fair and CREDIT.
Joshdivision →
OK WE GET IT. You have trouble with the ladies. Nobody wants to hear this more than once. Nobody cares after the first mention. Maybe girls don’t like you because they’re not interested in guys that are always complaining about how they can’t get girls. Maybe they want guys who know how to treat a woman, and who won’t constantly be assessing what’s going on at every...
BaxterP →
eat a sandwich. shut up about the famous people you think you look like (you don’t). no one gives a shit about your megabus, your poo-loving, trainwreck of a “friend” antikris, your mediocre photography or your painful and desperate IM correspondence with whatever freakshows you are meeting on Match/OKCupid/Nerve. every time i see you out, you’re wearing some ridiculous...
This is Katherine →
I can’t remember why I followed you in the first place, but I can honestly say that I’ve never unfollowed anyone faster.
So why did I unfollow you?
1. you like extremely skinny (borderline anorexic, no muscle) boys covered in tattoos that no self respecting man has (guys with TRAMP STAMPS???).
2. You carry on absurd conversations via reblog about those skeletal, tattooed boys.
3. I...
ccake →
I don’t follow that many people because for me to follow people the tumblr has to actually be good. Everytime I see you post something I question why I am following you and then I remembered that you once followed me and stopped following me because you made a post about hating people who don’t vote after I had just posted something on how I don’t vote, so I only followed you so...
kylerobertsmith →
You bought a brand new 5D and you take nothing but shitty pictures of yourself and your friends. ‘Nuff said.
Fuck Yeah Christina Hendricks →
I started following this because, well Christina Hendricks is hot. You didn’t post too much, which was nice, but then the internet started getting all in a tizzy about Mad Men and you got more followers. So what’d you do? You started posting more, didn’t mind, but then I noticed something, you were posting the pictures on your personal tumblr then reblogging them here. Why?...
Samjas →
I just had about ENOUGH of your constant posts of shitty emo bands. No one is going to remember crap music like Alltimelow, The Cab or Cobra Starship 2 years from now.
I don’t want to see the same fucking scenster bowl cut flooding my dash. You can’t tell if they are girls or guys anyway.
Chris-O →
Hey Chris-O
Do me a favour
See your webcam?
Good
Now destroy it
And never get a new one
Also
please
stop
using
your
enter
key
so
much
fuckyeahtomdelonge →
I don’t see why you have to constantly complain about the fact that some of your followers like the Jonas Brothers. Why can’t you just post Tom Delonge/blink-182 stuff instead of patronizing your followers? What does it matter what music they listen to as long as they’re following?
Marseeah →
Could you please move your boring “lifecast” to Wordpress? Nobody cares about what you’re wearing, or eating, or whatever the hell your dog is doing. You don’t need a blog. You need friends.
twosails →
I tried to hold out on unfollowing for as long as I could, because some photos this girl posted were decent, but the formspring posts just ruined it. No one cares about the conversations you have via that mostly anonymous box, and especially when they all contain “u can’t handle da troof.” Excuse me, what? Is that supposed to be clever? Annoying. I don’t understand. Unfollow.
buriedrumors →
Grow up and put your boobs away. You should realize that makes you a whore and the only reason anyone follows you. Quit being a bitch.
hollyhalvorsen →
It’s annoying how you post pictures of random band geeks thinking you’re their only fan. like OMG GUISE U EVR HURD OF DEM ? OMG GUISE. Just saying.
autumnfringes →
It drives me absolutely insane beacuse you are TOO nice. I didn’t think it was possible until I started folloing you. I mean, I have nothing against being a kind, good-hearted person but don’t you ever just want to get drunk out of your mind? Kiss a bunch of dudes? Jump in that lake you love so much in nothing but your birthday suit? Punch someone annoying? Are you even living?...
EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATES IN THOSE STUPID SUPER... →
Seriously you guys need to get a life. Havin PARTIES for Super Junior over tumblr? Do you know how annoyin that is? For 1, none of those guys are hot. 2, most of you cant even understand what they are sayin I am sure and THREE it is even more annoyin that you think that you are goin to “take over the world” or somethin. No, you are not and will not. It is so lame and you need to grow...
oceanchild →
and http://helloandgoodevening.tumblr.com/ and http://sisterspock.tumblr.com/ I got a crush on actor Zachary Quinto 5 minutes into “Star Trek”, so I started following these 3 Tumblrs that I thought were funny and full of Quinto. What I didn’t notice is that in between stuff about Quinto these 3 teenageres whine non stop about how depressing their lives are because they are...
loveisthewarifight →
You use your tumblr like a twitter. http://twitter.com get one. Don’t make everyone suffer through your every little thing you do and think. I hate that you post stuff that you want people to reblog it and ask about it. Stop trying to be so philosophical, you’re not very smart. You barely post pictures, and when you do, they’re very bad/emo. You have endless reblog conversations...
lookbookdotnu →
Sure there are a lot of nice fashion/styles depicted and many of them are photographed in a cool artsy way. However, worst mistake you can do as a model/photographer is to stare at your damn feet! It’s not cool, not artistic and it makes you look like an idiot (especially unoriginal when everyone else is doing the same). Not to mention the stupid stand on one leg like a flamingo pose. Try...
dsfincannon →
At one point, you seemed decent enough to follow. Nothing that exciting, but nothing that would prompt me to not follow you. At best, you were milquetoast. Now, with the advent of Formspring, you’ve become unbearable. If you haven’t noticed, the responses have started to thin out. That’s because NO ONE CARES. Additionally, if you’re not begging for attention and validation...
Carina Avila →
Oh Carina, you seemed so great when I first started following you: fun comic book-related post, and trying out for American Idol, and all of that.
But then you decided to flood my dashboard with bare. naked. female. breasts. We’re talking naked women every fucking day.
Seriously, what the hell?! I don’t want to see that! Not at work, not at home, nowhere.
I mean, I can...
douglasmartini →
Your overuse of the term “winning”, your constant complaining that you haven’t had sex since JANUARY 2007, and your obvious conceitedness (posting your tweets on tumblr, because you’re just that fucking great) has ultimately lead to you being unfollowed.
kyliedear →
i unfollowed you months ago, but today your fat ass reappeared on my dash via someone who for some reason thinks you’re the cats meow. sorry honey, you are NOT, and no amount of pictures with you pushing your tits into your macbook will change that. you’re obnoxious, completely full of yourself & nothing that you blog has any substance to it. hell, you’ll probably reblog...
Marco →
“ Someone name Marco” — (sic) The opening of Jason Calacanis’ non-response to my post. Damn. He really got me! I’m just “someone name[d] Marco”. It’s obviously not worth the courtesy of figuring out who I am or giving my last name, since I make that information so difficult to find on my site. I’m just some guy who’s not nearly as important or well-known as Jason...
sawkward →
I continue to be amazed at how you manage to post all these wonderful pictures, without attribution, a week or two after the people you’re following post them. I’ve noticed many of my posts pop up. I’ve noticed the posts of some of our mutual Tumblr “friends.” I’ve noticed really great things I’d like to reblog, but I’d like to give credit to the...
jeezits →
I followed you at first because a lot of the people I was following were following you as well, and you seemed alright (which is a great deal better than almost everyone else on tumblr). However, I’m unfollowing you now because all you do is bitch and complain (mostly about your soon-to-be stepmother). “AMG MEAGHAN THINKS IM A PUSSY CUZ IM CRYING CUZ I DIDNT WANT TO DO THE DISHES BUT...
aiharuka →
Do you really need to use zeroes in place of o’s? And why do you feel the need to use lowercase L’s, when everything else is uppercase? Your typing is an eyesore. Unfollow! =.=
hello-therelove →
First you annoyed me when you asked if we thought you were funny. Then you bragged about having 900 followers… so I’m unfollowing you to knock you back down to 899. :)
Get over yourself?
JGH →
I understand all the feminist bullshit. Really, I do. It’s unfair that in today’s modern society women are still not completely treated as equals. I can see why you feel that the sexual objectification of women is still so prominent an issue and why you carry a blazing torch to prevent well-educated, self-respecting women from being marginalized.
What I don’t understand is how...
the cellar door →
I quite like your blog and it’s one of the first I followed when joining tumblr.
However, you CONSTANTLY repost other people’s content and artwork without stating the source (either who created the post or where you found it on this site). You also, for some unknown reason, add your own annoying captions, always d o u b l e s p a c e d.
If you didn’t create something you have...
brooklynmutt →
I could have written this a while ago when you started spamming us with a barrage of half-naked women and pictures of your nieces (a creepy mix) and just how lonely you come across, when all we want is someone who is going to trawl through the liberal blogs for videos that show how bad Fox News is, but I waited for you to post a screen cap of poll results showing that Americans didn’t...
molls →
I know that you were just posted about recently, but one would think that would encourage you to tone your bullshit down. Nope, not for you homegirl. You decide that the best way to deal with “the haters” is to post a thousand pictures of your bulb-nosed, greasy, ugly mug on your blog while talking about all the “zany” shit your mom does, like flashing you. It’s clear...
fuckyeahcutepeople →
ugh. i thought. i like cute people. and most of them were cute. but then. sooooo many scenesters were just ALL OVER MY DASH. and some of them weren’t cute. i can deal with hipsters, annoying but mostly always cute. but gah. just gah. so. unfollow. sorry.
paulaztnew →
Your photos are really nice, however I don’t really care for whatever is going on with you. I don’t like seeing your bragging, complaints, and conversations clogging up my dashboard. As for your hair…Honey, only Hayley Williams can pull that off. Your eye, eyebrows, and skin color don’t complement it very well. Leave it to the artists. Stick to your photography.
thomas8 →
http://thomas8.tumblr.com/post/150177666/i-took-my-break-from-school-really-early-reason