December 2009
13 posts
letusbeoffensive →
You remind me of my ex-girlfriend’s fat friends who all mistakenly believed they were intelligent and funny.
evenabird →
Right, sure, so you have a deep meaningful connection with every possible facet of independent youth culture. And can only express it in still images. If you have ever had a single original thought in your entire life, have you considered featuring it on your tumblr, just to ‘change things up’? Not arty. Not deep. Not cool. Just pretentious and grating.
self mutilation. →
okay look, i tried to like you. all you do is reblog rickhawk and post semi nude pictures of yourself. you have a child. please take care of him and grow up.
delbert shoopman →
first of all you have a stupid name.. i’m sure you know this and somehow find it fun/ironic giving you yet another reason to chest bump ortake a shot. also, please stop making that face… you know which one i mean..
that one. oh yea… i’m assuming you’ve accepted your glaringly obvious alcoholism. it seems like you’re drunk or holding a drink in more than half...
http://nothingpersonalblog.tumblr.com/ →
Nothing but an endless cycle of ‘My musical tastes are better than your musical tastes’ and ‘My spelling and grammar are better than your spelling and grammar.’ The latter is often not even true.
jESSICA.ASHLEY →
please,
enough with the photobooth / twitpic self-portraits and photoshop filters.
also, enough with the smushy faces, kissy faces, and “grr” faces. it’s over, it’s been over. cut it out.
enough shameless advertisement that you have a macbook. it’s just a computer, baby, it’s not getting you anywhere in life.
enough conversations with your boyfriend via...
http://sexmusic.tumblr.com →
if you’re having sex to enya and korn, then i think you’re doing it wrong.
http://yourpixie.tumblr.com →
you are so blatently trying for tumblarity it hurts
stop with the repost spam, the “shout outs” to new followers and stupid quotes
“GO OUT AND LOVE SOMEONE”
no, go out and get off the internet
Barely Sarcasm →
You blog like a 16 year old girl.
OK Nevermind the last submission →
([redacted] here/please don’t post any of these) I changed my mind about deleting the christine friar post. NO REGRETS. DON’T delete it!! hahaha I’m actually kind of proud of it
thanks again, [redacted]
P.S. DON’T POST THESE
Hey, this is a message, I don't know if this will... →
Is it possible to delete the post I made about christine friar? I just realized how brutal it was after seeing it on your page… If you can that would help me sleep at night. If you can’t, I guess I don’t really have a choice but to regret it, so just shoot me an e-mail at [redacted] just so I know you read this.
Thanks, [redacted]
facefullofcase →
Guess what honey, we all know what a push up bra is, and when you take pictures from the exact same angle every fucking day and make the same stupid face, we know what you’re up to. I started following you because I liked half of the things I saw on the first 3-4 pages of your tumblr, then more recently I started to realize the things you “found” were actually just off of other...
yeaimpiercedbetchhh →
I followed him because he was following me, and I soon realized what a terrible idea that was. LOOK. No one cares if you’re pierced. If you are, good for you. Don’t make a huge fucking deal about it and act like someone’s judging you and hating on you for it and post about it continually on your tumblr, BECAUSE NO ONE IS. The only reason they hate you is because you’re...