March 2009
126 posts
annarexia →
Shut the fuck up about how you’re starving yourself, and how you think you’re soooo~ fat. I’m tired of you fishing for compliments. Sorry to inform ya babe, but this sea is a no-fishing zone.
jennzillakilla →
I check ffffound on a daily basis. I don’t need those same images on my dashboard.
February 2009
45 posts
findsomethingbetter →
You’re 14. Stop starving yourself and complaining about how hungry you are every hour. Also, that boy you’re in love with probably doesn’t notice that you’re not eating for him and probably doesn’t care if you dry heave and cry at the sight of him. Grow up.
robot-heart →
I really enjoyed all the art and interesting articles you link and reblog. I agree with most of the things you say, and even if I don’t you usually get me to think about another point of view.
That being said, it is very obvious that you run your life on an emotional hair-trigger. I don’t know how you got that way, but obsessing over your own minutiae really bugs me. There is enough...
mayonegg →
All you really post is what everyone else is posting. You do have your original posts every once and awhile, but thats it. i mean if i have to see u post another thing from thedailywhat or thedailyfilm i might shoot myself. you were fun for awhile i’m sure u’ll make other tumblrs very happy, but not this one.
sharpless →
Everyday it’s the same stuff. You post about three photos of famous people, two comic book covers, five posts bitching about how people remove your name things they re-blog from you –probably because they’re too embarrassed to let people know they check your posts or follow you– and, the rest is all photos of fat girls.
falconry →
Okay, we get it. You love the Strokes, you are basically one of the boys because you drink beer and eat pizza (which everyone does, you’re not special), and you think the sun shines out of your ass because you’re so unique and special. You’re not. Go out and have a social life, even if you’re “too cool” for everyone in your city.
lovehopehate →
Please, I think I read somewhere that you’re 16, this means you really should cease all the talk about how you’ve wasted your life, I’m sick to death of seeing my dashboard flooded with your incessant babble on this. Also, stop talking about the sensation experienced when you look in that special person’s eyes; you openly admitted a while back that you’ve never even been kissed, let...
havent-got-a-prayer →
I got sick of him posting like 3 pics a day of himself. Get over yourself, pal. You don’t really post anything interesting, I’m not sure why you have so many followers. Also everytime you’re all like ‘My followers are the best, I’m so thankful for you guys! I don’t know what I would do without you, thanks for letting me tell my story!’ I want to throw...
unfollowfriday →
Why spread such negativity? Why put such a focus on hate? Can’t you just leave well enough alone and unfollow quietly? No, instead, you have to post some fucked up, unnecessary, intentionally hurtful message about someone that has done nothing to you. This is when freedom of speech pisses me off. It is used to perpetuate hate.
These mother fuckers would be better off joining the westboro...
pie0 →
WTF is wrong with you.
Grow a fucking pair already and stop whining like a bitch just because some girl from tumblr didn’t call you back. You’ll get the fuck over it, just like I got over your tumblr.
figuremeout →
This kid is cute and seems like a nice guy, but there’s only so much of reblogging the same shit everyone else is reblogging, captioned with obscure one liners, that I can take.
126 reblogs in ONE DAY? Lock him up for dashboard bombing.
avedanke →
Capitalizing Every Single Word In A Text Post Is For Poor People.
applepiechucker →
I liked the aesthetic of this person’s blog, so I followed. I became frustrated when she reblogged one of my original photographs and removed the credit. 99% of the content she posts is reblogged, and completely credit-less to the original posters. Not even a click-through link. That just pisses me off. I hope others see through her as well.
havent-got-a-prayer →
okay, mike, you started following me way back when you first started your tumblr. and i got you. i’ve been through drugs myself, never to the point of rehab, but i understood where you were coming from. but you know what, you got a little ridiculous with the whole drug thing, and rehab, and well, attention whore grabbing with nude pictures. i used to really dig your honesty, a bit of your...
bringtheruckuss →
because you post random ridiculous pictures with mean and trying-so-hard-to-be-funny captions. also, you post way more than an individual’s quota for gratuitous photos of themselves in weird effects. you are NOT cute. also, your five tips for relationships and shit are not funny or cute. your insecurities seep through every pixel of your tumblr, and it’s sad how you try so hard to...
shorterexcerpts →
The amateur punditry—oh my god, shut up, you have no idea what you’re talking about. Your claims to have great grammar and spelling— no, you don’t. You really, really don’t. At all. The video you posted of yourself singing— it was really bad, homes. You talk about being “on stage” with a “band” but… no. Sometimes you reblog...
ryanluikens →
Ryan, you seem really cool. You don’t reblog other people, you don’t have conversations on your dashboard, you’re in the know about world problems and you’re thoughtful. Good for you, you’re a photographer or journalist or something in third-world countries. (Your entries are pretty obscure. It’s hard to tell.) Ryan, you really know what’s up. Too bad...
forwhenifeellikesharing →
You are the most obnoxious and uppity person on Tumblr, and that’s saying something.
Also, please stop telling people that you posted something already. We don’t care. Just because you happened to see something on the Internet first doesn’t place an embargo on it. And we don’t sit around refreshing your page to ensure that we aren’t reposting something you posted...
hrrrthrrr →
Listed in both the tumblettes/sweet themes directory but she isn’t pretty, her layout is asscheeks and her content is zzzzzzzzzz. Just not a good enough blog to be elevated like that.
zoelulu →
Your entire dashboard contribution consists of conversations about Lost and wanting a boyfriend. Shush.
fluffed →
You are interesting, authentic and damn it, good-looking, but your pornographic image postings just aren’t worth losing my 100k job over.
srsly →
NO ONE wants to read a string of emo, vague, out of context 1-line posts like “those aren’t cobwebs on my heart, they’re from when you gave it a moneyshot”. fucking SRSLY.
magicmolly →
we get, you’re quirky, literary, sort of like an nyc thoreau, and you don’t “get” people. but you still manage to post plenty of pictures of yourself.
martinis-in-a →
I’ve seen enough pictures of your face and read enough of your hilarious stories of your crazy antics to make me want to never read the word martini again.
iammattjordan →
Stop trying to act like the king of shit. You act as if you’re one of the original founders of tumblr. You are not the shit, and you’re not extremely awesome.
BY THE WAY, you are not tumblrfamous.
ragbag →
This guy is a fraud. He uses words that he just looked up in a dictionary and pretends like he has used them since the day he was born. He thinks it is so hilarious that he doesn’t post pictures of himself, I say: Good, nobody wants to see you anyways. I keep “liking” his posts and he hasn’t even followed me yet. What a jerk.
dorkintoilet →
Honey, he’s just not that into you.
whatannoysus →
What annoys us got really annoying when it pretty much opened submissions to anyone with a keyboard. They began updating about a thousand times a day with really stupid entries after that.
—natface
shegoesbam →
Her eyebrows are more ridiculous than her tantrums about tumblelogs removing credit from that photo of the scale she took.
lindsayneedscoffee →
I started following her because we have similar professional goals/interests… however, as time passed, the stories of her experiences both in the field and in her life began to rub me the wrong way, coming off as inspirational overkill - like she has all the answers, “everyone take in my wisdom!!”
I have no doubt that she is genuine and sincere in her posts, but sometimes it was...
urbanredneck →
Girl seems like a sweet person, but god, all she talks about is her husband.
girlindc →
Ok we get it. You looooove Obama. And he is YOUR president, not our president. You haven’t been in the real world long enough (she was home schooled, and just graduated college). I’ve actually already unfollowed her, but the tumblrers that I follow, keep re-blogging her.
tylerknott →
You’re photography is sub par, at best. Taking a photo with a digital camera and vignetting the corners, doesn’t make it LOMO! Dumbshit! Apparently you know nothing about Lomo cameras?
Taking a photo of the inside of your fridge with a wide angle lens does not make for an interesting photo.
And, I couldn’t stand to see one more photo of yourself with your shirt off. Full of...
lovepuppy →
She believes in The Secret. This, coming from the girl who last year declared “It’s only a clique if you’re not in it.” She’s as fake as a Coach handbag in Times Square.
jennabee →
she’s way too much. not unfollowing her because, i no longer like her, but because i do like her. it’s just pathetic (in my part) that i’m pining over someone i’ve never met or will never meet. creepy much — yeah, that’s why i’m unfollowing her
justlia →
because I’ve been following her for months and she never followed me. And a friend/follower told me she’s a fake.
ephemeron →
she keeps saying that she’d quit, and yet she keeps posting. But now, she quit again (she deleted her tumblr).
sistermarymartha →
I don’t follow whoever this is in the first place, but I do automatically unfollow anyone who circle jerks her.
Hey sister, how do you like that?
davidslog →
I’m a floor manager at one of the smaller Manhattan Urban Outfitters. One day, a couple weeks ago, I was noticing that the place was looking a bit empty of staff. At the time, I was assisting a customer trying to return a broken Lomo, so I got distracted and forgot about how sparse the place was getting. When the customer left, I noticed I was not only the only staff member in the store, but...
audreyhepburncomplex →
In all the time I followed this person, he or she never gave a single photo credit. It’s obnoxious.
tellherlies →
Because half reads like subtle pro-ana cliche emo posts and the rest is just uncredited photos of skinny white girls
jaimeleighfairbrother →
It comes and goes, but sometimes it’s just too painful to read your blog.
You clearly want us to form opinions about you, but you keep changing your mind about exactly what those should be. It’s hard to characterize you because you have less of a voice than a mood you’re exuding at any given time. The sum of your expression is a weakly-constructed contradiction that most likely...
justinesamantha →
I find it kind of self-conceited to call yourself a human music encyclopedia. Also, I feel like you think that light black skinned individuals (mostly halfers) are more beautiful than darker skinned individuals. You should get over yourself.
Out of Print →
Because you’re one smug SOB