March 2009
126 posts
trainwrecks →
Trainwrecks used to be kind of hilarious, but now it’s just self-righteous. Julia Allison sucks? JGH makes stupid feminist arguments that you can counter with another feminist argument? Whoever is at the wheel over there just isn’t funny. Anonyblog this- UNFOLLOW!
slowsymphonies →
Sers, girl. You’ve already been mentioned here once because of your CONSTANT mentions of alcohol and how ~smashed you got~ and how you just NEEED a cigarette. So then you post to your tumblr apologizing for it. Saying sorry means you’ll never do it again. SO DON’T. YOU’RE NOT COOL. You say, “blah blah blah people drink all the time stop overreacting!” and...
rentedsurroundings →
At first i followed you because you seemed like a really cool person. Then i forgot I followed you because evidently you were on vacation, and you didn’t post anything. now every other post on my dashboard is from you. You’re life isn’t that interesting and neither are your thoughts, i don’t need to hear about them all the time. Pretty much everything you post is a...
pie0 →
So you run this “successful” at home business… I’d bet that 90% of your “work day” is spent posting on your tumblr, since you post every 5 minutes. Oh, and enough with the IMs, it’s just borderline creepy. All you do is bitch and moan about how hard your work is, your ex-fiance, and how someone unfollowed you (How could they do that?! After-all, you did...
saintnate →
I actually thought to myself ‘you know, everyone gives this guy shit, but I’ll stick around, he seems like a nice guy’ but seriously, your fucking stupid and unfunny punchline posts were the last straw. I get it, people at your job annoy you. The vapid customers you’re paid to serve are just so stupid that you just HAVE to talk down to them in the rudest way possible. Also,...
pentx13 →
Between his dull, humourless jokes, all-too-obvious observations, and pseudo-philosophical, wannabe genius rants there is nothing of value on his insipid, uninispired excuse of a blog. His layout is equally dull. If you like pretentious douchebags with nothing of consequence to offer, then his blog might be of interest to you. But for the other 90% of the Tumblr world, his blog is the perfect...
jaimeleighfairbrother →
Jamie, you’re smart, you can be funny, and you can say really funny insightful, relevant things, sometimes. However, holy fuck, enough with the ‘sex doesn’t define me bs’. It does SO! That’s all you ever fucking talk about. Look, I get it. I’m not defined by how many men I fuck, when I do it, how I do it or what I want out of it. I’m aware of that,...
mrduffy →
I don’t know what his deal is, but he gets butt hurt whenever anyone unfollows him, reblogs conversations non stop, and makes creepy goddamn posts about eating girls out. He hits on everyone, boy or girl, and is a total creep show about it…and expect him to post several pictures a day of himself explaining to everyone how “sexy” he is. Sure man, you’re sexy, in a...
babypanda →
95% of your posts are filled with naked underdeveloped asian girls (and I say girls because they all look to be about 14, which makes you even more of a pervert). The other 5% is actually interesting, but I have to wade through so much bullshit and pornography that it’s not even worth it. What really drew the line, though, was the 90,000 lines of swastikas that you posted. I know that...
saithis →
Just because you live in Australia doesn’t make you cool. Tons of girls fawn over you’re accent, but it’s not like you’re the only guy from Australia. And ALL your posts are reblog-conversations. Tumblr is a BLOG, not Instant Messanger. Get over yourself.
bravery →
you went from being really cool and shit and posting a variety of things, to being diamonds-n-rubies little clone, posting stupid satanic shit and triangles and…i don’t know. i’ll follow you again when you start being original
wfflkngbtch →
we get it. you like naked people and the perks of being a wallflower. we also get that you, like everyone else, has been dumped. so get over it & grow up. post things of substance, not of nonsense.
soupsoup →
Are you so incapable of producing content that you must spend your time on the web republishing quotes and the works of others without comment? I understand it resonates with you but can you find words? Please. You’re annoying. Your aspirations to become something are evident as you’re the editor of a boring, no name sports blog. Additionally, your relationship with a girl ten years...
joshawesome →
Josh, seriously, what the fuck? You are NOT awesome. In fact, you’ve managed to completely ruin the word awesome for me forever. I’m tired of seeing your dashboard conversations about how awesome it is you’re wearing your dad’s flannel and how you’re reading Bukowski and drinking tea. And now that you’re moving to your own place, you’re posting a bunch of...
juliaallision →
Your attack on Mary (http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/89084502-0-0) was disgusting and reached an entirely new level of trashy. I enjoyed your blog until you publicly humiliated Mary like that. You try to stress how “real” you are and how you’re 100% honest with your blog. You know what your 100% honest blog tells me? That you are a bitch, plain and simple. You’re a bitchy...
jessicachu →
I started following her tumblr because it looked like we had some things in common: interest in college life, obsession with magazines and a desire to work in that field. I was quickly proven wrong when I discovered her idea of blogging was talking endlessly about her bags and shoes (keen sense of fashion, there), unflattering pictures of herself and juliaallison-esque lifestreaming. this girl...
babydeer →
Thanks for flooding my dashboard with hundreds of reblogged images so I have to go back 20 pages just to catch up. I’m so glad you didn’t post anything original. How much work that would have been for you.
transcendentalblogs →
I’m pretty sure you embody everything I hate in a person. You’re a trendy, pretentious, attention seeking, condescending, close minded, annoying asshole. Your beliefs are silly, outdated, and reactionary, and your absolute refusal to see anyone else’s side of the picture only amplifies your ignorance. Your tumblr posts compose of 3 things: bad attempts at seeming deep by posting...
the-best-on-mars →
You called Mike a douchebag? Wtf do you own a mirror You’re the most stuck up conceited person on this site and if thats not enough you dont even have a picture of yourself. What is your issue you have no right to call anyone else a douchebag. How hypocritical?
hannahisdead →
i get it. you’re “quirky” and “different” and “a total nerd.” It’s not endearing at all, and most of your posts make me want to ome to Minnesota and tell you to shut the fuck up. And you seem to love Fall Out Boy…That alone warrants an unfollow. I’m not sure why i began to follow you. I also follow most of your “tumblr...
styleandsubstance →
You claim to be business savvy, but you never link back or give credit to the photographers in any of your posts. Kiddo, don’t you realize that if you did that in the real world, you’d be sued faster than you can put on last seasons tacky leopard print leggings? You have no style or substance. There’s a group of hipster faggots that like to hang out at Starbucks with more...
caro →
Your namedropping is truly, truly unbearable. Get a grip. You are a perfectly nice girl, but watching you attempt to position yourself at the epicenter of the self-fellating Internet douchosphere is painful. For the love of God: you are a subpar tech reporter with a bland personality and a crap sense of humor that you try to pass off as “ironic” — enough. And yes, we know where...
realrealsoft →
http://realrealsoft.tumblr.com/post/88654457/did-i-look-like-a-mob-wife-or-something-equally
It’s so strange when people have a warped sense of what is attractive, and they make themselves look ridiculous to fit it. Whoever made you so self-conscious that you decided to pluck your eyebrows to Whoopi Goldberg extremes was doing you a serious disservice. It’s only a wonder why they...
fmylife →
It’s one thing when a meme starts out funny then gets old. It’s another when it was never funny to begin with. I’m sick of sifting through the countless “somebody called me fat”, “my boyfriend made a joke, and I’m an oversensitive cunt” and “I got a boner, LOL” posts to find the few that are actually funny, which always happen to be...
jakelodwick →
I’m sick of opening my tumblr dashboard and seeing screenshots of shapes bouncing around. Are you just now taking a class in computer science or something? I went through some of your previous posts and came across your “I’ve Had Enough” entry where you basically whine about people making fun of you and subsequently declare to leave the “public web.” Then you...
whatiwore →
Another midwestern NYC transplant trying way too hard. Go back to Omaha or wherever the fuck you came from. And really, when is it EVER a good idea to tie a scarf around your wrist as an accessory? Are you for real? Your over-accessorizing addiction is severe. And what’s the point of tracking your daily outfits if most of them consist of the same combination of clothing? Can I burn...
outofprint →
You’re probably the most disliked person in Tumblr. Nobody wants to even mention you for fear of handing you any publicity. You pick fights with people all the time, but everyone’s too smart to feed your hunger for attention. Do you think Jake Lodwick or Julia Allison could care about some unsuccessful kid whose painfully lonely life is hardly obscured by his smart-ass attitude? The...
muppetpants →
I mean, for the obvious reason that he’s a chauvinist and super unfunny in his unending emobro sexism, but I liked to keep tabs on that for a while. But then he got even more tiresome, and removed my credit from a post, and I was all, why is this guy crossing my dashboard and polluting my day again? This is my second unfollow of him.
extrafirmhold →
For a 32 year old, you write like a 9 year old.
spill-your-beans →
You are in middle school. I don’t want to see ten pictures a day of you and your friends running around doing random things like sitting on a roof or going to a dance. And seeing you in the same pose with the same expression day in and day out gets old.
80% of all people on tumblr →
Grow up and stop complaining about every single tiny thing that goes wrong in your life. what are you all? 5? no one cares if the same boy that you hardly know hasn’t fallen in love with you for like the 80th time. you need to shut up and get over him because you’re starting to sound like a douche bag. Oh you didn’t study? and now you’re going to fail yet another test?...
can-be-infinite →
how old are you? 3? your grammar is abysmal and your reblog conversations are quite annoying. until you learn the difference between “your” and “you’re” then i can no longer follow you.
prequario →
Every time I look at my dash and see that you’ve written something, you are complaining about losing a follower. You don’t even really post anything that interesting. Also I am tired of reading about your unfortunate love life.
onlymichelle →
in the most simple terms: you’re the most boring butterface wanna be elitist on tumblr. it kinda sucks even after the whole taramichelle fiasco that you’d want to bring yourself back up, but now your existence is pointless. it kinda sucks cause you could have had alot of potential considering the backstory, but now, we all kinda know why you did what you did in creating a persona.
somuchwine →
Dude, sorry, but your incessnt posting of songs and bad poetry just got old. Youre not the great musician you think you are, people just ‘like’ your songs because you made them yourself, they dont actually listen to them. Ill bet youll never intend a record deal in your life. So stop trying so hard and get over yourself. Anyone can write a song better than you.
stoptalkinginternet →
I’m not using his real URL here because he doesn’t deserve the publicity. You know who you are, and I know that you check this site obsessively. It’s not a popularity contest, you twat. Every time you mention some theory or method to “get followers” and “get reblogs” I just want to punch you in the face. Tumblr isn’t a contest to amass followers,...
reconnoitre →
Your tumblr is the epitome of shameless pandering for attention. It might be more understandable if you were an 18-year-old, but you’re what, 33? Also, you’re a mother. I can’t imagine what it will be like for your daughter to grow up and someday come across your blog, your public updates on your custody issues and sex -or lack thereof- updates. I don’t see how blogging...
jessicachu →
Between your constant love-life ruminations, unflattering pictures of yourself in the library, whining about all the crap you want to buy at Bergdorf and Bendel’s, whining about your internships at flash magazines, and party pics that don’t look like much fun, it’s not hard to understand why in 2009 the word “blogger” is still a pejorative.
themanual →
dear shutupinternet, i can deal with the toolish nature of your “how to get more followers and be sweet lyke me” posts on your personal tumblr, but by collecting all of your obnoxious, obvious shit in one place you’re just exposing your asinine true nature. spare us all and delete this hideous thing.
yourwrite →
Concept: “Let’s make a tumblr where we post lots of deep, poetic thoughts!” Reality: “Let’s get all emo and share our feelings, because they’re really relevant and valuable to the rest of the world, right?” Suggestion: He/She doesn’t like you because you’re creepy, insecure, and/or have bad hygiene. Get off your computer and do something about...
iammattjordan →
I followed you because I was “fucking ready” to see you “do stuff” that I assumed would be exciting. After 3 weeks of reblogged shit, hundreds of uninteresting IM conversations, and one hundred million pictures of yourself being a douchebag doing the “you”, I realized that your idea of “stuff” was different than mine. I am now “fucking...
diamonds-n-rubies →
okay, listen up: your whole “tough girl” act is weird, and annoying. i’m honestly fucking APPALLED that you have so many followers. all those weird, bloody pictures? creepy. CREEPY. your pathetic and forced attempts to insert a curse word anywhere possible? EMBARRASSING. honey, chill the fuck out. you’re making tumblr hard to handle. and, i know you’re gonna...
twothirty →
ok, enough with the ‘i’m so smart’ act. i honestly liked you at first, i did. but i grew tired of your dumb mensa puzzles every five minutes and your ugly pictures. you’re almost as unattractive as indieandyy.
robot-heart →
I liked your blog a lot despite what people would say about it; I refuse to be swayed that easily. However, with your passive aggressive involvement in the recents events of “unlawful discreditation”, I cannot take anymore and must depart. Horses I do not like, but I care even less for people would won’t stop kicking the dead ones.
dazlious →
I think it’s really rude how you remove credit when you reblog. It’s not fair to anyone you reblog from, including me. But your original posts are such crap I can see why you want people to think your reblogs are YOUR posts (fyi that doesn’t make it okay).
kari-shma →
It’s amazing so many people can follow you without spewing high-contrast fuschia-indigo vomit all over the screen. Whats your secret? Do you go - “Hmm, I’m going to take the most banal, color-saturated stock photos on Getty Images and splatter them all over my tumblr? These quotes are so poignantly vapid, let me shove them down your throat 10 at a time? … Puppies,...
slowsymphonies →
One thing I hate most is people who complain about shit and don’t do anything to try and change what they complain about. Its like, okay, you hate something that happens to you frequently, do something about it. So you have no friends, go out and make some friends. So you hate your school, look for an alternative. Stop complaining if you’re not gonna do anything about it. I hate you angsty, bratty...
havent-got-a-prayer →
Mike, I won’t be mean here to you. I just feel sorry for you sometimes. You post something every 5 minutes! It’s not good or healthy. It’s your blog so you can post as much as you like but while other tumblr’s are at school and work you sit there posting all day. I stoped following you when this whole thing got to your head. Even your phone posts are creepy. I’m sorry...
slapclub →
Do you just browse peoples tumblrs all day looking for things to reblog and reasons you’d like to slap them? Get a life. You’re making it very obvious that you have too much time on your hands.
sethrader →
Is this serious? It can’t possibly be a real person. This has to be some kind of lame, computer-generated, tumblr updating idiot machine.