April 2009
160 posts
erikavw →
your photo spam of teenie bopper stars has been taking up valuable real estate on my dashboard for entirely too long. your reblogs make me uncomfortable. i have a better grasp on your follower-ship than i do my own because of the copious updating you provide me. and i’m not entirely convinced you have a life beyond your computer. UNFOLLOW. phew. i’ve been avoiding this for too long.
rentedsurroundings →
Seriously, do you even have a job? When was the last time you spent a day… even two hours without even touching a computer? You’re just a broken record. The same six seconds over and over and over, that was once great. If you want to post what you’re doing and what you’re listening to and what you’re eating, get a fucking Twitter account. I’m sure plenty of your...
cwphoto →
I started following you because I thought you posted mildly artistic pictures but the more I see you fill up my dashboard, the more annoyed I get. You need to get over your ex-girlfriend because she’s not going to come back. You also need to stop posting pictures of yourself thinking that you’re hott shit… because at the end of the day, YOU’RE NOT. seriously, this whole...
lightskin-mike →
I can’t follow someone with such a slender grasp of grammar.
bluestring →
You’re 14 and you’re ugly. Please stop posting pictures of yourself. If I wanted to see ugly 14 year-olds crying out for attention, I would go to 4chan.
figuremeout →
shut the fuck up with all your existential “are you a robot disguised as human?” bullshit. you write a preachy post every two seconds. i can live without that on my dashboard. thaaanks.
rachell →
I honestly love your stuff & you even followed me, so we’re cool & all right? But one day you posted a close up picture of a fucking caterpillar & I screamed, barfed a little & panicked. I have a horrible phobia of caterpillars. As silly as it sounds/ So, I unfollowed you immediately. I’m sorry, I still want to follow you because your posts are undeniably awesome but if...
perfectionistkill →
I first started following you because you seemed like a cute, nice girl. But now I’m clicking unfollow because Tumblr doesn’t need another whiny, wannabe anorexic, annoying bitch.
andhegetsthegirl →
wah, wah, wahhhh. i thought you were cool, but you easily proved me wrong. your anti-america rants are obnoxious. shut up or get out.
corykins →
inane. shallow. ass fucking backwards. unfollow.
dontoveranalize →
Look, sweetie. We get it. You need to stop “overanalyzing” your life. We don’t care how ironic reading a book titled “Skinny Bitch” is, while you eat lucky charms. We understand you go to the teen readers section and choose those stupid books, and go to your best friend’s house to “chill”. You know nothing about living the good life because...
1991 →
i honestly don’t know why i started following you. you are one of many many people who make me feel like 21 is too old for the internet. half of your posts are pointless aim conversations about how you want to get dirty with gabe saporta of cobra starship, but they’re in stupid chatspeak full of ThIz and OMGZ!01!1 and really stupid humor that makes you seem twelve years old. save your...
growingup →
Not sure if you are even going out with this Matt dude, but am pretty sure that he doesn’t feel the same way you do! you are so annoying, and smile friday photos? whats that all about? YOU DON’T EVEN SMILE ON THEM unfollow.
indieandyy →
You were cute, endearing even at first, but the longer I’ve followed the more disenchanted I’ve become with your attempted quirky style. The in-car sing alongs rank somewhere between the latest American Idol cast off and my dog’s farts. Some things are meant to stay behind rolled-up windows at stop lights. Spare our ears. And for the record this is tumblr not twitter, if I wanted to read Rainn...
kapi →
Do you post any original blogging content? All you seem to post are stupid “hilarious” pictures you find on 4chan or wherever you go. Also, I wish you didn’t post GPOYWs they scare me and since you live in London I’m 70% sure you’re actually a terrorist of some sort. Your beard is frightening. SHAVE. UNFOLLOW.
hunsonisgroovy →
can it be that the creator of decent themes is such a boring airhead? and none of your bajillion followers see this? going through your tumblr trying to pinpoint what exactly is so vexing is like trying to pinpoint air… there’s NOTHING there. just a bunch of cotton candy and fluffy teddy bear fur behind the puppy dog face. you ask: why should i complain about your posts if you...
sade →
I liked you, maybe I still do, idk, but your so abrasive ALL THE TIME! Take a Midol and slow your roll p.s. Asher Roth actually worked hard to get where he is and he makes good tracks ok? people like you need to get off his back p.p.s post more pics of yourself it will make people like you more
manasto →
You claim that tumblr is the worst place in the world, filled with the worst people in the world and that blogging is a waist of time… yet, you are still putting up one terrible music post after another. We get it, you like hip hop! Who doesn’t? Anything you post we’ve all heard a thousand times before. And the stuff we haven’t heard (i.e. that electronic non-sense you...
jenwondering →
i actually liked you in the beginning because you had one or two interesting posts about college. now every entry in your tumblr is about sex, which, while great and all, gets really fucking annoying when the you’re not even having any. it’s getting really old and no one cares if you’re having sex or not. no wonder the only people consistently following you are wannabe sex...
johnthaddeus →
did you SERIOUSLY just post “i can’t pay my rent, but i’m prettier than you.” did you REALLLLLY just press publish post and write “ugh. i hate being friends with models.” it’s GPOYW, not GPOWMTWTFSS. put a shirt on. did your “criteria” for a boy/girlfriend really say “someone smarter and prettier than me.” NOT TOO HARD. unfollow.
growingup →
first started to follow your blog because I thought your posts were funny and interesting. Apparently I am an idiot, because everything you blog about is a complete waste of time. Nobody cares about how many followers you have. Nobody wants to hear your sad attempts at being controversial - you just come off like a whining nagging twelve year old. And least of all, no one wants to hear about Matt!...
crumpled →
dude. your post about hating tumblr was really inappropriate and uncalled for. i only followed you because you followed me first. don’t call me a whore for being interesting and good looking, ok? and no wonder nobody likes you, you have no personality. i bet you don’t do GPOYW because you’re UGLY. so STFU right back at ya.
coolcat214 →
Posting pictures of yourself brandishing a gun…Oh you’re the coolest thug/gangster blogger now. Oh wait…what’s that? Thugs and gangsters don’t have blogs? Oh yeah that’s right they don’t so I guess that means you fail. Hope I didn’t burst your bubble but I guess you can stop trying so hard now. You can also put an end to your forced use of ebonics...
onlymichelle →
RE: http://onlymichelle.tumblr.com/post/99103220/this-is-what-happens-when-michelle-gets-depressed FYI: http://i40.tinypic.com/5ketkm.jpg
pie0 →
Before you write another installment of your “Things I Want In A Relationship,” consider the fact that the girl you’ll (never) be in a relationship with will want a guy who has balls…so, you know, you might want to grow a pair.
sheisdead →
I started following you because you are sexy as hell and live in the Bay area but after two weeks of “WOE IS ME, WAH WAH WAH” posts the cute factor has gone into the negatives. Get a hold of yourself and stop being so needy / dependent on others to give you attention. It’s a shame how many girls walk through life thinking they are nothing when they have the potential to be...
buyalex →
I generally like your blog, but I don’t like when you post pictures of yourself in your American Apparel underwear. Even that would be tolerable if your mouth wasn’t hanging open in a bad attempt to be sexy. The good posts aren’t worth your half naked body and stupidly gaping mouth.
jamieshirlyn →
This girl is ridiculously jerkish. I mean, it’s traumatic. At first I thought she was pretty cool, but then, as time went on, she became increasingly hostile and mean-spirited. While her profile description states that “I ABSOLUTELY HATE using my nice voice,” I figured I’d at least be able to coax SOME kindness from her biting demeanor. I was wrong. I don’t recommend...
sarazucker →
I CANNOT STAND THOSE STUPID FACES YOU MAKE IN YOUR SELF PORTRAITS THEY MAKE ME WANT TO THROW MY COMPUTER ACROSS THE ROOM OH MY GOD SHUT YO DAMN MOUTH WOMAN.
joshawesome →
if we wanted to talk to you on AIM we would have already IM’ed you. so, you can stop posted your screen name every five minutes. it just makes you look desperate. oh wait, you are.
bowlingalleylawyer →
The first straw might have been when you appeared to be taking out some personal frustrations on Jamieleigh (I dislike her but hey nobody forces married men to sleep around, get some therapy instead of a disqus account) but I stuck around, because I kinda thought maybe we’d have some political beliefs in common. But I’ve had to face it, you are not conservative you are a Republican- a Republican...
People who don't understand the like feature →
Alright. So the little heart means you like the post, right? Okay. We’re all on the same page. Good. Now, let’s say somebody tumbles some sad news, and being the excellent follower that you are, you want to send your condolences. Good. You can just click the like heart. If you need assistance in understand why this is okay, just extend the metaphor of “like” to...
Puberty →
Puberty. You make little people go through all these horrible hormone fluctuations that foster misguided self-importance. Yeah, it was easy to avoid stumbling across great pourings-out of the heart and grating discoveries of aesthetic sensibilities back when all that crap was relegated to the ghettoes of LiveJournal and Xanga. But alas, you find Twitter and tumblr and commandeer web 2.0 to project...
applepiechucker →
Gah you just basically post too much stuff. Mostly its pictures of something cliche and stupid. Also your boyfriend is fat. see ya later thanks for comin’ out
itsamazing →
Dude, get over yourself would you? I’m tired of seeing what you wore today, yesterday, or the day before. You dress like everyone else your age. Big deal. There is nothing special, nor fashionable about your clothing choices. Dare I say I find most ugly, and boring? And really, posts about your shoes? Please. Did someone tell you this makes for exciting or interesting blog fodder? If so,...
can-be-infinite →
when i first started following you, i thought you were pretty cool. but whenever i check my dashboard, it’s clogged with your depressing text posts about how useless and annoying you are. girl, if you put half the energy that you do into whining on the internet to all your followers into irl living, god knows what you could accomplish.
kellylove →
honestly, i liked your posts at first, but you consistently defend yourself. piece of advice? maybe you should consider how insecure you are. you’re a brown-noser, and your lack of originality makes me feel terrible for you. stop “liking” every other post just to gain attention. it’s sad how you enjoy acting like the police around here, jumping into arguments with something...
rickhawk →
Don’t let the mohawk, the tattoo or the piercings deceive you, this guy is just as conceited as my 13 year old sister. I swear, he probably has only 20 ‘good’ pictures of himself and he rotates do them, posting the same pictures EVERY FUCKING DAY. Oh but not only that, if he’s not talking about how AWESOME he is, he talks about his porno flick. News flash, buddy no one...
Everyone Who Unfollows You Because You Unfollowed... →
I follow people on Tumblr because I think they’re interesting or because they post interesting things, but sometimes I have a lapse in judgement and I unfollow. Shortly thereafter this occurs, I notice they unfollow me. This shows me that you only follow people because they follow you. Listen, I unfollowed you because you became less interesting. I, however, am still very interesting.
avh →
Oh my gawd, do you have a boyfriend! I think you just might, considering every other post is a reference to him and a link to his tumblr. When you’re not posting pictures of your mediocre looking self, that is. STFUrelationships
thetruthaboutgirls →
This Tumblr is essentially a list of ‘truths’ about girls, and it’s almost entirely vapid, air-headed bullshit. I wouldn’t be surprised if this tumblr was actually run by someone intending to insult women by pointing out the worst flaws that exist within the most retarded and mindless members of the female sex. “OMG I’M PMSING STFU AND GIVE ME CHOCOLATE!!!”...
growingup →
wow you dont believe in god….we get it. just because your athiest doesnt mean that you have to post about it every 20 seconds. it isnt something you should brag about that you havent found jesus. i hope you find that. until then, you should stop dogging other peopls beliefs and take a good look at your own. you aren’t smarter than other people just cuz you believe in science instead of...
sobersarah →
To be honest, you really can’t type and it’s just getting annoying. You can’t even spell the word ‘feelings’ in your Tumblr description. You think at your age, you’d have figured it out by now. So, um…I don’t really care about your FEILINGS either. UNFOLLOW!
lickystickypicky →
lickystickypicky your music… is terrible, and I was willing to put up with it. But I have neither the time nor the patience to listen to your awful music. You might think my music sucks too but good lord at least I don’t cram it down your throught. also your recent blog posts about sociology and other subjects that kind of delve into deeper thought are annoying. Your blog appealed to...
To everyone who is "LOL So DrUnK! rite now!!!" →
Listen. You drink. Obviously, you’re a pretty cool guy. All those nagging doubts I had? The ones that muttered “eh, maybe he’s a bit of a douche bag” or “he’s a little too snarky for anybody’s good?” Vanished. Simply vanished, my friend, with that GPOYW with your drink of choice. Holy shit, even your name has to do with drinking! Fuckin’ A!!...
orlandrocks →
You made a list of qualities you want in a girlfriend and one of them was “someone who changes words like little to “wittle”, sleepy to “seepy” to be cute.” Also, you reblog Pete Wentz. Come on.
Everyone who hates Twilight and its author. →
Stop being immature. Don’t compare the movie to the book itself. It’s an adaptation but it doesn’t mean that everything should go the way it was written. Mature beings criticize the movie on its elements like cinematography, and criticize the book by the plot. If you don’t like Twilight itself, would you mind shutting your fucking mouth up? You keep posting stuffs against...
thegirlkyle →
You’re a Julia Allison wanne be. Wake up girl. wake up… and when you do, let me know, so i can follow you again.
mothmilk →
And people talk about diamonds-n-rubies being disturbing/gross? She seems like the goddamn decedent of Jesus Christ compared to your nasty shit.
nerdyandflirty →
“He has made me into everything I am today, but he’s no longer there.” Everything you have to say about guys makes me cringe. Do you realize how much agency you’re giving to one person in this quote? It’s incredibly unhealthy. *You* should be the one making you into a better person, the one to make yourself happy. The fact that your prose is so bland makes it easy to walk...