May 2009
167 posts
deviousmeat →
You’re constantly trying to throw out sage advice to people who aren’t asking for it, not that you even know these people’s personal problems in any way, shape, or form. Not to mention that your advice usually ends up going in circles. You can’t write advice, and then say you don’t believe in the advice you just wrote. THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. Stop leaving...
Anyone on Tumblr who make love quotes ALL THE... →
Yes, we all know that there’s no other way to say it. “I love you, as simple as that.” NOBODY GIVES A FUCK. DO YOU GET IT. DO - YOU - GET - IT?! Everyone knows how you sobbed and cried while watching The Notebook with nobody you love, because you can’t find your true love, because nobody will ever love you. Please, collective people on Tumblr, just shut the fuck up.
amandasthoughts →
these aren’t your thoughts, they’re other people’s. and not even reblogged with proper credit, might i add.
randomshizzle →
honestly, all i ever see on your tumblelog is pictures of popular bands like panic at the disco, and the cab. not to mention you’re always like omg i luv them so much lulzzzz. you’re 15 and you act like a band crazed 10 year old. no one cares what your favorite picture of someone in a band is. you act like they’re going to stumble upon your blog and become your best friend. sorry...
deertooth →
Please please please PLEASE learn to queue your fucking posts. I don’t want to see 500 once a week. Christ.
lyricallies →
You’re cute and sweet and seem really intelligent, but when I come home or get back online and see the red flag of 15 new posts, and they are all from you… well I just can’t stand it! I’m sick of looking at your bad pictures of your friends, and am really tired of reading seven posts of one lined updates that are completely meaningless. I’m also tired of having to...
The Greg/Peter Knox →
They let the two of you on Tumblr why? Not only do you both suck in every possible way that Tumblr has to offer, you’re friends which means that Peters stuff gets on Greg’s blog and vice versa. I’d rather shove a guitar pick up my peehole than read either of your respective or collective blogs again. Your mothers should have aborted you both instead of having to watch the abysmal...
offbeatt →
I was already growing tired of you incessantly posting about your tumblarity, reblogging boring as hell convos all the time and randomly posting NSFW pics of male models (with your bullshit ‘Idk if I get unfollowed, but this guy is hot’ caption) but this post was the last straw:
“Hopefully the person who just unfollowed me submits me to UnfollowFriday”
Translation:...
neunundachtzig →
: D posteas cada mariquera que sucede en tu vida no te conosco ni tengo por que seguirte me daba ladilla tanta basura que posteabas… a quien le importa como coño te comes un chocolate.. metetelo por el culo
acewepeel →
Is your life that mundane that the most interesting thing you talk about on a daily basis is hockey, or is hockey the cause? I mean, you could at least like a decent team from an actual city. Oh, and Weezer? Hahahahaha.
lovepuppy →
i started following you because i like your fashion tumblr (whatiwore.tumblr.com) and you had some good links to vintage sales and decorating/DIY ideas. but i soon discovered your obsession with “the secret” and your need to blog about THE BEST DAY EVER every single day. no, i get it. you’re putting it out there so that the universe will send it to you. whatever works for you. if...
thesupernaturalone →
I cannot follow someone who insists on giving all their smileys double chins ‘:))’.
egos-of-fire →
WOW DO YOU TYPE EVERYTHING LIKE THIS? I mean seriously, it got to the point where it hurt my eyes trying to read your posts. It’s really annoying and I’ve ended up just skipping your posts on my dash. There’s no point in still following you.
walpaper →
The way you shamlessly hit on every Tumblr girl is disgusting. Your “WHATTA FACE” shit is just pathetic and desperate. Any girl that falls for your shit is a moron.
lindsayneedscoffee →
You support the American Cancer Society which you post all over your blog and I think you even work with cancer patients but you smoke http://www.flickr.com/photos/scenehater/3183789313/in/set-72157612356089563/ and I can’t take anything else you say seriously because of it. Not cool.
wordboner (and the brainless crowd of tumblrs who... →
Just get over it. Quoting 30-rock in some lame, American-Apparel-leotard-color font does not make you original, so someone else “stealing” your trite little slogans does not merit such a bitch fest. And shame on all of you tumblrs who encourage this kind of mediocrity.
iambayardlau →
Your posts used to be kind of entertaining, but now it’s just random pictures of stupid things and you going CHEESEBURGER. CATS. REDHAIR. GIRLS I ONLY FLIRT WITH ON TUMBLR. I had no clue just how many girls you flirted with on tumblr until I went back and read through your posts. Now I feel sorry for these girls. And you make a post saying that you’re a nice guy, ask around. I did. You...
tryingtofollow →
You weren’t that bad originally. You posted some clever stuff, some funny stuff, and some meaningful stuff occasionally, but now the level of your hippie-like, liberal pretentiousness, (most of which resembles schoolyard name calling, finger pointing and shaming), is all the way to 11, and I can’t be arsed seeing it everyday anymore.
Those who get featured on unfollowfriday and... →
If you can’t take the heat, just simply GTFO our internets.
toldorknown →
I’m surprised you haven’t threatened to kill yourself yet because your Tumblarity isn’t high enough. And don’t even get me started on your rank. Who cares about your rank? Apparently you do and it’s not nearly high enough for you. Grow a pair, Nancy. Tumblr isn’t supposed to be a thing that’s obsessed over. It’s supposed to be a fun outlet in your...
martymcfly160 →
this dude gives himself way too much credit. he is entitled to write however he wants, or post as much as he wants in his “mental rape of a blog,” is it? ok your blog is not a mindfuck. it’s nothing more than you bitching about being 20something and living with your mother. pictures of sneakers and naked bitches with huge asses, who apparently are the only kind you fuck with. how...
rayannishere →
Please…you’re ruining College Humor for me. This obsession you have with them is unhealthy. Example: http://rayannishere.tumblr.com/post/102855613/so-in-case-you-were-wondering-what-die-hard Also, please stop making the FY(College Humor character/actor)! tumblrs…..I mean…FuckYeahGaleBeggy? Really?
chvnx →
Racist humour - it wasn’t funny in middle school, and it’s really not funny at your age. you’re a total idiot.
joeschmitt →
I’m not sure why I followed you in the first place, or why anyone does, for that matter. The straw that broke the camel’s back was your “tribute” to @jamield after her death. You just HAD to work it in there that some people might’ve followed her based on YOUR recommendation, didn’t you?! What’s even more telling in that post is the fact that you...
christinahaberkern →
No one gives a shit about some stupid beer cans your making at your fucking job. Do you even work??? You post 100000 times a day?!?!! The only reason I followed you was because I wanted to see the pictures you post of YOUR cans. Shut the fuck up already, people follow you for your tits, not to hear what you say.
calcium →
I’m not really sure why you are so popular on tumblr. You never post anything original or interesting, maybe interesting can describe those pictures you post. What the hell is wrong with you? Posting pictures of naked men in lingerie or other disturbing scenes like someone sucking a penis isn’t cool at all. It seems that a lot of tumblrs like this stuff, but c’mon really, since...
mollyd →
hmm.. why unfollow? well you obviously have no personality…. because all you do is re-blog from your BOYYYYYFRRREEEIIINNDDD…. it’s like that seinfeld episode…… no one wants to fucking listen to your fat ass talk about ” my boyfriend this … my boyfriend that” all you post is your dog.. biking.. and your newest tattoo from your boyfriend… and no...
marco →
Could you possibly be more impressed with yourself? Crawl further up your own ass every time you post? Every time someone interesting reblogs you, my opinion of them drops a little; every time I accidentally read something you’ve written, I go into a full-body cringe. Maybe if you were less of a pompous douche, you’d have more free time to add useful features to Tumblr.
mycultureisnotatrend →
seriously? you sit there and devote yourself to re-blogging “offensive” material of people in indian headdresses and shit. like what the fuck, did you ever think that maybe some of those people APPRECIATE and value your life styles. not everyone is an ignorant fuck. just because you sit there and point fingers in every fucking direction that may “offend” you, doesn’t...
mills →
Guilty of trying too hard all the time. Kind of like the guy who runs unfollowfriday. Anyways fuck you mills, get a wordpress, PS I’ve never actually followed this person or been to his URL but it seems like all the gibbering peon tumblrs are in full on suck up mode to this guy so I hate him. ratatatatatat.
iammattjordan →
When was the last time that you flirted with a girl who you didn’t know from the Internet? What do you do all day? Seriously. You seemed like this super-cool guy at one point, but then the desperate pleas for attention got old. The constant live-blogging of your parties is ridiculous…news flash, if you’re partying, you don’t have time to blog. Wow, really? You’re off...
letsbeoptimistic →
i really cannot stand how your name is “let’s be optimistic” but your posts are so depressing. you’re proud you haven’t eaten in 4 days? i didn’t need to know that. you keep saying how you feel like screaming inside and how sad you are because you have this facade on and how you have a million friends and you’re so popular but you can’t trust anyone....
People who cut themselves after age 25 (Or 18, for... →
You made it past your teenage years but you’re still doing this shit? And writing on your little blog about it? You’re HOW old? How about dealing with your issues in a constructive, adult way? I handled my shit by the time I was 18, because it really was a matter of life and death. Stop acting out in such an immature way and see a goddamn therapist. The only person that can fix your...
misamisa →
I can’t even remember why I followed you in the first place. I’m unfollowing you because of the 9/11 jokes you posted. I don’t care what kind of joke you’re making about 9/11 there is nothing funny about thousands of people being killed. The fact that you’re not even from the US makes it worse.
tumblr couples →
sorry i dont want to hear about how much you love eachother and how amazing and wonderful your relationship is, and how you just complete eachother. this is what texting/phone/im/facebook/myspace/etc is for. plus the fighting by clogging my dash ISNT cool either.
rickhawk →
You’re 24 years old. You dress like a 14 year old mallxcore kid with a Hot Topic fetish, brag about drug use, and post lyrics to shitty alt rock songs. Worst of all, you (and your followers) seem to think that makes you so punk rawk. I don’t know whether to hate you or feel sorry for you.
aloladay →
Im pretty sure all you do is repost things that were on the radar, but you dont reblog you just post them, maybe 1-2 months after they blow up. I am unfollowing you because even though i put my heart and soul into the things that go on my tumblr, you are probably more popular than me. I mean kudos for taking advantage of an internet with the attention span of a poodle…. but me I’m...
dashboardcoincidences →
Where to begin. It is NOT a coincidence that tumblrs post the same shit and topics over and over.
carlovely →
Why exactly is every day GPOYW for you? It’s horrible because when you aren’t posting pictures of yourself, you have good content. Tone down the self appreciation.
lushvuitton →
I’m finding that your tumblr is a lot like a dog that ate a diamond ring: I spend way too much time sorting through explosive, messy shits to find the gems. You make a massive number of posts in minutes, and take my dashboard hostage like the Munich Olympics. You have a great eye, and I really have enjoyed a number of your posts, but when I click through, I realize that you’ve just...
taraanne →
I swear to God, if you post another photo of some moderately-cute-but-usually-retarded-looking animal, I will burst. And have someone take a black-and-white snapshot of my guts. Which you will probably post. Because it’s black-and-white.
craziness →
You pretty much always reblog, and it’s always the most pointless/uninteresting shit on tumblr or a lame Demetri Martin quote. “WOW SO COOL” and “and yes lol people really do have to leave u alone when ur mad because then u yell”. REALLY? This is a blogging site, please learn to type like a BLOGGER (aka normal English). What really did it was your 5,000 posts that...
fuckyeahmichelgondry →
HEY FUCKER, MICHEL GONDRY MADE OTHER MOVIES BESIDES ‘ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND’ I know a tumblr hipster like you probably only saw that one movie by him, but seriously, try posting a million screencaps of another movie for once? I thought this was a legit michel gondry tumblr but maybe you should change your name to ‘fuckyeaheternalsunshinewasanokaymovieiguess’
thatsnotmynamex →
Look, you seem like a nice person and all, but you are very childish. I do not care to scroll through your millions of pages of Twilight, The Olsen Twins, and other random celebrities/fangirl things. It drives me insane. It also pisses me off when you complain about your fucking tumblarity. No one cares that it went down. The whole thing is stupid and I think it’s lame that you care so much....
fans of zachary quinto/chris pine →
I have yet to see Star Trek, and I believe its a good movie. However, tumblr (or maybe just some of the people I follow) are making me never ever want to see it. STOP POSTING THE SAME 10 ZACH QUINTO/CHRIS PINE PICTURES. NEITHER OF THEM ARE THAT ATTRACTIVE. In fact they are starting to creep me out. I have had to sift through 40 pages of pictures of them on my dash every time i’ve signed on...
kybug →
No one really cares about the fact that you are wearing ‘no panties’ in your pictures, is it really necessary to post pictures of yourself while you are wearing no pants? Who cares about how broken hearted you are, think about the three people you are THREE TIMING? seriously? How are you even at all a good person while pretending to be in love with three people, OVER THE INTERNET?...
cadmium-red →
You were cool for a while. Over the past couple of months you have committed the following sins: 1. Regressed to a 17 year old mental level when interacting with and understanding the opposite sex. 2. Attended, enjoyed, and posted about an Asher Roth concert. 3. Bragged about you and two friends finishing a 750ml bottle of tequila in one night and then commented on it being some ‘Matt...
urbanredneck →
You have made me face palm for the last time. ” I am ALWAYS right.” is not… right. Just because your husband lets you win, doesn’t mean you’ve actually won. I feel bad for your husband. Does he have mommy issues? That would make perfect sense. The last straw was the whole breast-feeding thing. I’m not a mother, but your comments actually made me angry. Good luck...
topherchris →
I used to think you were funny until you started getting REALLY into Tumblr. This happened right before they decided to hire you and it’s been getting worse ever since. You don’t need to make EVERY one of your posts about Tumblr or spend time making gifs with obscure references. It’s a blog platform, for christsake.
fuckyeahchubbygirls →
NONE OF THE GIRLS WHO POST ON HERE ARE FUCKING CHUBBY. it’s a goddamn joke. even their fucking icon is a picture of the only “plus size” model to win america’s next top model. hey guys! she can wear a bikini. SHE’S NOT FUCKING CHUBBY EITHER.