June 2009
14 posts
People who post movie screen caps without naming... →
you motherfuckers will cocktease me with an intriguing, perhaps even titillating screenshot from a movie and leave me forever wondering what movie that is, giving me the cinematic equivalent of blue balls. i’m not gunna reblog to ask what film it is and i’m not gunna leave a comment on your page… its really, really fuckin simple…you just have to type in the film’s...
fuckyeahskinnybitch →
When I first followed you, I was pleased by your presentation of creative, colorful photos of young women with decent bodies. However, once you ran out of *good* ideas, you began reducing your posts to first-page Flickr search results of “skinny girl”, and now look like a regurgitated Pro-ED Myspace “Thinspo” photo album. Things really flew off the handle when you posted...
missb →
vapid. bragging disguised as i’m—so-funny-and-carefree self deprecation. wanna be Gossip Girl from California.
suicideblonde →
You complain about tumblarity and how it only benefits those who post frequently, regardless of their content, and yet you posted 60+ times yesterday. Also, you complain when people remove credit from your posts, but you don’t even provide credit for a lot of the images you post. Linking back to the tinypic page where you uploaded the image is not providing credit.
iiiiiiiirissa →
i can’t really remember the origins of why i started following you in the first place, but your rant on “reality” was enough to make me seriously reconsider. um, excuse me, but where do you get off telling teenagers that it’s not ok for them to think they won’t ever smoke or do drugs? just because you couldn’t stay away doesn’t mean that it’s the...
joeschmitt →
Three words: Get. Over. Yourself. You got to be in a little feature article in a big city newspaper. We get it. Stop promoting yourself all over the place. Also, you are really not very funny. You spend more time talking about yourself and how twitter is used than anything else. And the way you proclaim “tweet of the day” from up in your tower without even a hint of humility?...
6od →
This probably won’t even make UFF since you’re friends with Wasser & all. Either way, it’s really hard to be interested in someone when they have to be “on” all the time and that appears to be the case with you. Every post you make screams for attention, whether it be in the form of “godddd, I’m so unattractive, no guy will ever like me” or...
People who constantly post about the expensive... →
I’m sick of seeing pictures of the $400 shoes you decided to buy on a whim when half of Tumblr is struggling to buy groceries. It’s gauche and reveals a profound lack of understanding of what’s going on around you. Even Dick Fuld’s wife knows to keep her extravagances hidden during these trying times. Y’all make Gwyneth Paltrow look effacingly self-aware.
chris-o →
Try to go five posts without one of them being a shoe, skateboard or cool black guy.
junglejustine →
How on earth do you have so many followers when everything you post is such fucking crap. All you do is post pictures of cobrasnake and shitty rappers and then write “my man cudi” or whatever dumb fuck it is underneath. Holy shit, thanks for clarifying that for me. I really cared who this random idiot was. You need to stop wearing clothes that are COMPLETELY unflattering to your body....
ledinnerparty →
I go to your school and stumbled upon your tumblr, and apparently so have some others. Reviews are in: you’re a dumb bitch. No one wants to see a hundred pictures of you everyday, you aren’t cute. You are in a horrible sorority for this reason- no wonder you hate it so much, everyone in it is a fucking weirdo, including you. Good luck being a writer, you might want to try doing that...
dirtylittlestylewhore →
You post some great mainstream fashion pictures, Alexa Chung, Nicole Richie, Kate Moss, typical hipsters off the internet, et al. I was willing to see past your horrible spelling and grammar, because I assumed you were a regular 14 year old on tumblr, and who am I to judge? I loved picturing how you probably dressed, in head to toe Forever 21 with a splurge of American Apparel here and there,...
Everyone who throws themselves at brian... →
I don’t really have anything personal about Brian, per se, but why is it that every single girl on tumblr between the ages of 13 and 18 is obsessed with him and feels the need to constantly vie for his attention like he is some god? I don’t need my dashboard to feel like high school with a bunch of giggling girls desperately flirting with and competing for the same boy. He’s...
meaghano →
Your style and content are borrowed from other tumblrs that you follow, e.g Jennabee, Melissa Gira, Magic Molly, etc. You don’t think that others don’t follow those that you follow? Get some originality, or some clue for that matter. The only time your folllowers like your post is when you post a pic of yourself. Otherwise, your writing is forced, pretentious, and condescending. Just...