August 2009
50 posts
coralfang →
You posted lyrics to a song by All Time Low.
haventyouheard →
You were one of the first people I followed. Really, you used to be a great person to follow. But up until recently, when you created the FYcuteboysinplaid to be specific, you turned into the most annoying person ever. I tried to put up with it, because I figured your BLATANT CAPS LOCK USE, your 69bro-ing, and your obsession with trying to fit in would pass, but it hasn’t. I’m sorry, I...
Fuck Yeah Toronto! →
Yeah sure, I’ll play along to you tumblr-meme, but just stop blogging about the daily things in your life. I don’t care if you’ve been 1+yrs cut-free (lol) or that your train was delayed, or that your family tradition runs deep. I don’t care. I just want to see pictures of Toronto. This is your final warning.
on a scale of 1-10 on how happy I was to unfollow you, it was an...
lococommotion →
Where do I start? You always pretend to be so happy but you’re so fake because NOBODY is that happy. And then you talk about how low your self esteem is yet you keep posting pictures of yourself hoping people will reblog them and tell you you’re attractive but they’re lying, you’re fucking ugly. Oh, and nobody cares about all the drugs you do, AND NOBODY CARES THAT...
brennadaugherty →
For the most part I can handle your obsessiveness over bands, but you spam my dash with a million pictures of Craig Owens and Curtis Ward. You claim to hate the scene girls, but I hate to break it to you, but you are one of them. You don’t need to have the look to be one, just the attitude.
BowlingAlleyLawyer →
Let this be a lesson children, Google cache never forgets. BAL posted this doozy and subsequently deleted it. The “worst of the worst crap of humanity” she refers to are the people she called “friends” for years. Follow those former friends and you’ll quickly realize that BAL needs psychiatric help. What you’ll quickly realize once you tune in to the BAL show...
bon-bon →
You never ever post credit for the photos you pick up randomly from the internet. Sure, sometimes the photographers’ names aren’t readily available, but unless you took the photo, you obviously found it somewhere. A link to where you got it would be a start.
July 2009
56 posts
christ-follower →
Oh my God, literally.
Hipster Runoff →
Your last substantial post was on Merriweather Post Pavillion. Now, you’ve jumped the shark. Actually, come to think of it, you weren’t really THAT funny to begin with.
http://oldfilmsflicker.tumblr.com/ →
when i first followed you, i really enjoyed (most) of your postings. but after countless months of putting up with your constant spamming of zachary quinto / frame after frame after frame of shitty movies, i decided that it just wasn’t worth clogging up my dashboard anymore.
http://srsly.tumblr.com →
You post some good stuff sometimes, but everytime your face showed up on my dashboard I was reminded of how hideous it is, which is strange since your always talking about how pretty/awesome you are. No. Stop forcing your ugliness on everyone.
a80000 →
Dear, a80000, I have been holding off on doing this for a while now, but today is the day. I am unfollowing you. Your minute-by-minute posts that you put up are ridiculous, uninteresting, and a waste of time, as well as space. Before, you were fun to follow, but now you fill my dashboard with nothing but crap (literally).
Patricc →
I think all you ever do is defend your age, just ignore what people say. That and you do that annoying little cyber-flirty thing with girls who are also your young age of 13. Really? You post way too much for a 13 year old. Go out and get a life. Oh and you’re like an online gay drama queen.
PS - I’m pretty sure you’re not near as funny as you think you are.
weresoreblogging →
Stop bragging about everything you do and get. AND CAPS IS NOT NECESSARY ALL THE TIME “OMG OK”? Lalalala I got a Blackberry and I can’t hear a song leak because I’m on my Blackberry and I’m going to Green Day and there’s this old guy and Green Day was fucking awesome “OK”.
Hate My Town →
Why don’t you just admit you ripped off F My Life and give up on your dreams of Tumblr fame. It’s so obvious you came up with the idea while you were drunk and complaining about how much you hate where you live. Not everyone hates where they are from. If you dislike your town that much why don’t you just move and STFU instead of complaining about it on Tumblr? Hate My Town???...
fuck yeah facts →
More like fuck yeah made up bullshit. I followed this shit for less than 24 hours and saw in that time no fewer than three things that a child with a moderate education could identify as false. Cut it out. You’re making people dumber.
supchell (no "y" this time) →
I know some of you will be thinking, “What? This girl again? Why this girl again?” I’ll tell you why, aside from the tumblr name change. It’s because of shit like this: http://supchell.tumblr.com/post/146331321 and this: http://supchell.tumblr.com/post/148052571 Goddamn woman, get the hell over it already! The fact that you’re a huge whore was never debated. Yes, we...
kayleethelady →
stop posting 476737754 pictures of yourself. holy fucking shit. unfollow.
FUCKYEAHFACTS →
1. Seriously tumblr, get some originality. Fuck Yeah X blogs aren’t funny or witty, they barely were in the first place
2. You post good shit, but you’ve been posting non-fucking-stop. It stops becoming “Oooh, an interesting fact” and starts becoming “Oh, great, more fucking dashboard clutter”
Get it the fuck together. Don’t spoil a good idea by being a...
Supposed 'art' blogs that just repost shit. →
How about some originality, please? You boast loving the simpler things in life, how the predawn hours are the most magical time, how you soak sunshine, seek adventure and shit rainbows.
C’mon. If you’re really half creative as you say you are, post some of your OWN stuff instead of just raiding flickr and hitting the reblogging button. It does NOT make you seem ‘deep’ to...
christinahaberkern →
if i see one more picture of your face on my dash, i will fucking scream. and the image you have burned into my head of YOU in a gold buckle monokini is a horrible one. thanks.
also, having a donation button on your page is assumptive, tacky, and in your case, indicative of why you’re such a chunk-ball (pizza fund?! how about a crunch membership fund?)
christinefriar →
I’m guessing your goal isn’t to please followers, (so there’s no reason why you should read this or care for that matter) but I see other people like you on tumblr far too much. So I’m calling you guys out.
I used to think you were cool and witty and shit because you added clever captions to pictures with vague pop culture references, created your own three to five word...
fuckyeahamazing →
all of your posts are just basically reblogs of all the stupid other “photography” tumbleblogs and it’s just annoying now and when you do post original posts, they’re all just amateur “typography” and shitty band pictures. then i started following your personal tumblr and you reblog you own stuff from fuckyeahamazing, and that’s just pitiful sorry. i...
http://riskycoolbeans.tumblr.com →
So recently you went on this quest to raise your tumblarity and your plan of action was to post a million times with dumb pictures of dumb bands and to tell us your every move. Since when was tumblr facebook or twitter? UGH. You’re also really dumb. Unfollow.
Fuckyeahlgbt →
Okay.. so I added you because as a homo myself, I was into some of the content in your blog.
Then I realized just how fucking obnoxious you are.
While many of your posts are insightful and well off, others end up making you seem like an unintelligent child, especially when you put up shit from the lion kind with a song from the legally blonde musical soundtrack. You act like you’re doing...
I Can Read →
Really??? Can you? I’ve caught two blatant misspellings in the past 24 hours. Furthermore, if I wanted to be bombarded with naively romantic platitudes, I’d cruise myspace for fourteen year old girls.
Get back to me when you can read at a high school level, hot shot.
Film Quotes →
Ok. First off—it’s quotation, not “quote.” Quote is a verb and these films aren’t just quoting themselves.
Secondly, the last bajillion posts have been from Wedding Crashers, Knocked Up, and other Frat Pack/Apatow/blockbuster comedy fodder. Now, I like these movies as much as the next person who enjoys laughing at fat white men, but REALLY?! Really, film...
thedisneyvault →
You’re fucking lame! All you post is lame Disney shit post-after-post. There are already like 4 or 5 other fucking Disney blogs, and for some reason, yours seems to be the stupidest and most annoying. We’re not fucking 4 year olds who eat up any bullshit Disney picture you fucking post. If you’re going to post Disney shit, post up cool Disney shit. What good are you if all you...
The Pulp Girls →
You refuse to credit your posts. You even went so far as to mention the name of the original poster of a picture and opened it up to questions about that poster without linking back to their blog. When I called you out on this you blocked me.
Selfish and childish. Who would have thought?
supchelly →
I don’t think anything this bitch says is real, but if it is, then holy christ she is the single most pathetic and white trash person I have ever seen. Her most recent and totally outlandish claims have involved her getting pregnant so that her boyfriend’s parents would kick him out of the house. Why? Because he’s being “abused” (a.k.a. his parents tell him to do...
growingup. →
I started following you because you’re in the top 10 blogs. I stopped following you because I found out why: you post low content shit that nobody fucking cares about to boost tumblarity. That shit is clogging up my page. Have fun wasting every fucking second of your teenage years on tumblr.
nothingpersonalblog →
it’s absolutely pathetic how much fangirls will tear down and judge bands/attractive celebrities out of jealousy. -nothing personal.. well actually, it is personal.
Anyone who only posts photos and quotes. →
I know Tumblr isn’t all about actually blogging, but why would you have a Tumblog of reblogs of other people’s photos and other people’s quotes. Most likely, we’ve seen those pictures over and over again and than your Tumblarity is like through the roof—-for what? For being unoriginal. For reblogging something that’s been seen or said 1000x. Most people’s...
directiontoperfection →
You claim to “dig Indie Beats”. Enter Shikari is not indie. The Killers are not indie. Arctic Monkeys are not indie. The third time you posted that pixel-y, boring, not even attractive photo of “Chris”, you pushed me over the line. You write about ten posts a day making stalker, 2nd person observations about some poor bastard who you fancy, complete with winky faces so we...
rentedsurroundings →
Stop trying to be ironic. It isn’t working.
Also, you get all high-drama when someone challenges your opinion! What is that? Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, so you can’t expect everyone to agree with you. What is the point of even publishing your point of view on a public forum (Think about it, the Internet is a public forum until you make everything you post private or...
allisonweiss →
in the beginning i found you charming quirky and relatively funny. (much like the several articles boasting about you that say the same thing that you tend to post.) then i found that you happen to be pretentious and even though you are in the music business you are inherently narcissistic. you also seem to only care about the people who will a)throw money at your ”DIY” album or b)...
molls →
You’re a white chick with a bad weave and cottage cheese thighs that I don’t want to see in the same green American Apparel green short shorts every damn day.
artpixie →
i should have known as soon as i started following you that you were going to post the samo twee flickr shit that everybody else does. not only that, but what the fuck make you think that i want to see it 5+ times on my dashboard a day!?!? you DON’T have to reblog when people reblog your own posts. i don’t care if it’s some kind of ‘experiment’, it’s stupid and...
austo →
You’re brand of humor is obnoxious, confused, and you are full of yourself. No one cares about you’re upcoming trip to Maui. Your posts about living an awesome dream life are not that cool. Quit whining that you aren’t famous. Also, replacing all your s’s with z’s does not make you any more interesting. Irrelevant. Grow up.
tikalumbo →
Put some clothes on and stop putting these so-called “fat people” down because of your own insecurities.
bowlingalleylawyer →
BAL. Grow up. Your intentional spelling errors are ok for tweens, but I’m pretty sure you’re pushing 40. You may think it’s Kewl, but it’s a bit juvenile. You habitually have conversations through reblogs and you have a penchant for liking posts that, well, I can’t see any reason that anybody could ever like. You seem to love posting details on the most mundane things...
fuckyeahandysamberg →
Andy Samberg is awesome, I agree. But chill the F out, please!! Checking up on everyone who reblogs your posts to make sure they gave you credit is creepy and weird and kinda nazi-ish. I think I’ll spare myself the annoyance and watch Andy on YouTube.
mayafish →
I unfollowed you because I just couldn’t take it anymore. Your Tumblr is whiney, boy-crazy, and petty. You’re self-obsessed, and are drawn to internet drama like a moth to a flame. So much so, I was really surprised to learn that you’re an adult, and not a 15 year old girl. Stop taking suggestive pictures of yourself and grow up, girl.
karlanoemi →
Why unfollow you? Because you’re so full of it! You are constantly saying things like “not that it’s anyone’s business but…/if you don’t like it don’t read it / unfollow me if you don’t like it, etc” If it’s really something so private that it isn’t anyone’s business then don’t post it somewhere public! Don’t try...
themattsmith →
It used to be interesting, sure. Dudes like this should be riding the subway with their iPods and getting hummers in bathrooms, but instead he was doing home repair and having a kid. But at some point he stopped being a hipster baffled by the process of adulthood and started to be just, you know, some dude talking about home repair and his wife. If I gave two wet plops about that kind of shit,...
craytonc →
your obsession with emma watson was only slightly creepy to me until i realized that you were basically the man all parents fear is lusting after their daughters. you are a slightly overweight grown man who goes to work and comes home and plays WoW and stalks a much younger girl. in this case, emma watson. get a life. leave your basement. please please find a more suitable (read:age...
harlequinbaby →
i followed this tumblog because, well, lets be honest: she followed me first, and i was being polite. after about A MILLION taylor swift and “joe-bro” pictures, i have finally had enough. also, are you aware that your tumblr name is a medical condition for a baby whose skin is basically inside out? a harlequin baby as one of the most frightening sights…and so is your blog. peace...
awkwardboners →
Oh hey awkward boners. Yeah, so I thought you’d be real funny and good for a quick laugh between pics of sunny fields and colorful fuzzy camera lenses. But you aren’t. Those aren’t boners. Those are guys standing funny, or with a weird shaped zipper, or are all photoshopped. Maybe ONE of your pictures are real, but I haven’t found it yet. Find some real dude boners to...
martymcfly160 →
I’m fairly convinced you’re either lying about your age or have a learning disability. The fact that you can’t seem to comprehend how stupid you are is extremely sad, and gives me 0 hope for future generations. The fact that you may raise kids one day scares me. The fact that you name drop about your own sick mother who houses and feeds you, scares me. The fact that you tell...
wasteofpaint →
Don’t get me wrong, you’ve posted some great art since I started following you, but you never give credit back to the artist. Once in a while, you’ll put their last name - But how the fuck am I supposed to see more of an artists work when their last name is ‘Young’ or ‘Roy’ or ‘Larson’? Do you know how many artists have those last names?...