Poor thing, you’ve run out of Fuji water? You can’t afford to buy out Etsy? Parents won’t pay for your drunken Spring Break trip? You can’t find a torrent for Ben Fold’s latest whimpers that you sure-as-hell won’t buy off iTunes?
Yes, you’ve got quite a few problems, I see.
Do one of two things for me:
1.) Dunk your head in glossy, plastic coating. Let it dry.
-or-
2.) Sell your MacBook. Buy some crappy used laptop off Craigslist, and use the extra cash to buy some children in Africa another couple years of life.
Then work your summer at some fast food joint. Make a few odd friends. Get grease on your favorite khakis. If, at the end, you can still justify putting two to three months’ earnings into a computer, go for it. And then go back to #1.
