Oh, for Christ’s sake. I don’t even remember why I followed you in the first place, but now I’m getting “guest posts” everyday about how people met the person they’re currently fucking, and it’s filled with so much saccharine that I could ring them out and put them in my Cream of Wheat. I don’t want to hear about people meeting on MySpace and falling in love, especially when they begin with “Once upon a time” and are told as if your boyfriend’s a heroic knight and not a creep messaging you on a social networking site. Also, “mountains as big as our love?” What the fuck kind of bullshit is that?
