Oh hey awkward boners. Yeah, so I thought you’d be real funny and good for a quick laugh between pics of sunny fields and colorful fuzzy camera lenses.
But you aren’t. Those aren’t boners. Those are guys standing funny, or with a weird shaped zipper, or are all photoshopped. Maybe ONE of your pictures are real, but I haven’t found it yet.
Find some real dude boners to make my friends and I giggle or stop posting all together! I know a good boner when I see it, and you have failed there. And some of those things, if you think they are boners…well then I truly feel sorry for you, because ain’t nobody able to get off on something the size of a thumb.
Give me boners or give me death.
