Oh Carina, you seemed so great when I first started following you: fun comic book-related post, and trying out for American Idol, and all of that.
But then you decided to flood my dashboard with bare. naked. female. breasts. We’re talking naked women every fucking day.
Seriously, what the hell?! I don’t want to see that! Not at work, not at home, nowhere.
I mean, I can appreciate the female form as much as anyone, but goodness child, calm it down. Maybe you haven’t realized this yet, but women can still be beautiful while wearing clothes.
And you may may think it’s patriarchal, or sexist, or whatever, but I’m sorry: breasts are still considered a private part, and thus they really should be covered up. If you want a blog where you can express your love for the female form, that’s fine, no problem — go make one. But I didn’t sign up penthouse.tumblr.com, and so I just can’t handle you anymore.
Oh, and no offense, but I find interesting that you keep posting these bare-breasted pictures, yet you’re always professing that you’re not a lesbian. Carina, I’m sorry, but the phrase, “the lady doth protest too much” comes to mind. Oh oh, and stop saying you have a “girl crush” on this woman, and that woman, and the other woman over there: the phrase loses all of its legitimacy when you won’t stop using it. The end.
