jESSICA.ASHLEY

please,

enough with the photobooth / twitpic self-portraits and photoshop filters.

also, enough with the smushy faces, kissy faces, and “grr” faces. it’s over, it’s been over. cut it out.

enough shameless advertisement that you have a macbook. it’s just a computer, baby, it’s not getting you anywhere in life.

enough conversations with your boyfriend via tumblr. you’re dating in real life, right? no one needs, or wants, to know what the two of you think of yourselves (especially since you seem to persist in drawing a comparison between yourselves and vanessa hudgens/zac efron…why you would stoop to such a level is beyond me.)

enough writing. if you insist on continuing to tumblr, for god’s sake, stick to the photobooth / twitpic self-portraits. you can’t spell, your grammar is shit, and you are generally inept when it comes to writing anything beyond a one-line caption. also, no one cares to read your philosophical waxings, or about what you do with your days or nights, how community college is, how long it’s taking you to finish community college or why, how hard you try to pretend that you live in NYC, your small-town aspirations, etc. on a similar note, the word y’all is a contraction of the phrase you all, not ya all. y’all not ya’ll .

this, just like you, is a huge waste of my time, but i am so inherently irritated by you that i can justify it on some level. taking one for the team, guys.



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