Unfollow Friday

letusbeoffensive

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 08:17:53 -0500

You remind me of my ex-girlfriend’s fat friends who all mistakenly believed they were intelligent and funny.

evenabird

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 06:17:53 -0500

Right, sure, so you have a deep meaningful connection with every possible facet of independent youth culture. And can only express it in still images. If you have ever had a single original thought in your entire life, have you considered featuring it on your tumblr, just to ‘change things up’? Not arty. Not deep. Not cool. Just pretentious and grating.

self mutilation.

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:17:59 -0500

self mutilation. :

okay look, i tried to like you. all you do is reblog rickhawk and post semi nude pictures of yourself. you have a child. please take care of him and grow up.

delbert shoopman

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:17:29 -0500

delbert shoopman:

first of all you have a stupid name.. i’m sure you know this and somehow find it fun/ironic giving you yet another reason to chest bump ortake a shot. also, please stop making that face… you know which one i mean..

that one. oh yea… i’m assuming you’ve accepted your glaringly obvious alcoholism. it seems like you’re drunk or holding a drink in more than half of your “it must be GPOY-Day that ends in a Y”

http://nothingpersonalblog.tumblr.com/

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:15:16 -0500

http://nothingpersonalblog.tumblr.com/:

Nothing but an endless cycle of ‘My musical tastes are better than your musical tastes’ and ‘My spelling and grammar are better than your spelling and grammar.’ The latter is often not even true.

jESSICA.ASHLEY

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:48:36 -0500

jESSICA.ASHLEY:

please,

enough with the photobooth / twitpic self-portraits and photoshop filters.

also, enough with the smushy faces, kissy faces, and “grr” faces. it’s over, it’s been over. cut it out.

enough shameless advertisement that you have a macbook. it’s just a computer, baby, it’s not getting you anywhere in life.

enough conversations with your boyfriend via tumblr. you’re dating in real life, right? no one needs, or wants, to know what the two of you think of yourselves (especially since you seem to persist in drawing a comparison between yourselves and vanessa hudgens/zac efron…why you would stoop to such a level is beyond me.)

enough writing. if you insist on continuing to tumblr, for god’s sake, stick to the photobooth / twitpic self-portraits. you can’t spell, your grammar is shit, and you are generally inept when it comes to writing anything beyond a one-line caption. also, no one cares to read your philosophical waxings, or about what you do with your days or nights, how community college is, how long it’s taking you to finish community college or why, how hard you try to pretend that you live in NYC, your small-town aspirations, etc. on a similar note, the word y’all is a contraction of the phrase you all, not ya all. y’all not ya’ll .

this, just like you, is a huge waste of my time, but i am so inherently irritated by you that i can justify it on some level. taking one for the team, guys.

http://sexmusic.tumblr.com

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:35:37 -0500

http://sexmusic.tumblr.com:

if you’re having sex to enya and korn, then i think you’re doing it wrong.

http://yourpixie.tumblr.com

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:32:11 -0500

http://yourpixie.tumblr.com:

you are so blatently trying for tumblarity it hurts

stop with the repost spam, the “shout outs” to new followers and stupid quotes

“GO OUT AND LOVE SOMEONE”

no, go out and get off the internet

Barely Sarcasm

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:29:22 -0500

Barely Sarcasm:

You blog like a 16 year old girl.

OK Nevermind the last submission

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:25:18 -0500

OK Nevermind the last submission:

([redacted] here/please don’t post any of these) I changed my mind about deleting the christine friar post. NO REGRETS. DON’T delete it!! hahaha I’m actually kind of proud of it

thanks again, [redacted]

P.S. DON’T POST THESE

Hey, this is a message, I don't know if this will work or not

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:22:30 -0500

Hey, this is a message, I don't know if this will work or not:

Is it possible to delete the post I made about christine friar? I just realized how brutal it was after seeing it on your page… If you can that would help me sleep at night. If you can’t, I guess I don’t really have a choice but to regret it, so just shoot me an e-mail at [redacted] just so I know you read this.

Thanks, [redacted]

facefullofcase

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:16:53 -0500

facefullofcase:

Guess what honey, we all know what a push up bra is, and when you take pictures from the exact same angle every fucking day and make the same stupid face, we know what you’re up to.

I started following you because I liked half of the things I saw on the first 3-4 pages of your tumblr, then more recently I started to realize the things you “found” were actually just off of other peoples’ tumblrs because I would see them posted by someone else and a day or 2 later, there it is, all shiny and brand new, straight from you.

I hardly believe you’re a teacher because I doubt teachers have time to post pictures of cupcakes and dreamy photos during the middle of the day… every day. GET OFF THE INTERNET! GET A FUCKING LIFE.

You’re annoying and your smirk/slanty-smile really needs to go away. It’s not cute, and please for the love of god stop wearing so much fucking lipgloss. IT’S TACKY. YOU’RE TACKY and if I were your boyfriend, I would prefer the sights, sounds and entertainment of my xbox over the sight of you, your face, and the smell of your burning hair.

yeaimpiercedbetchhh

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:14:46 -0500

yeaimpiercedbetchhh:

I followed him because he was following me, and I soon realized what a terrible idea that was. LOOK. No one cares if you’re pierced. If you are, good for you. Don’t make a huge fucking deal about it and act like someone’s judging you and hating on you for it and post about it continually on your tumblr, BECAUSE NO ONE IS. The only reason they hate you is because you’re fucking annoying. And don’t reblog every single personal post from a tumblr you like and ask them to explain. It’s fucking creepy. FYI? Posting insulting things about cops and how you defy and beat them up isn’t cool. First of all, it’s illegal. Second of all, it just makes you look like a wannabe tough guy.

And you’re a pussy.

no url

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:56:54 -0400

no url:

I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT SHEDOESNTGETIT. PLEASE DO NOT POST IT.

the cataclysm

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:56:57 -0400

the cataclysm:

You have neither friends nor a life, do you? You think we give enough of a damn to care for three posts about how you don’t do drugs? You think we care about how you want “him”, whoever that is? You’re sixteen years old, and trying to be someone you aren’t. My god, that’s embarassing. Your writing isn’t poetic. It is shit.

The Pulp Girls

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:55:52 -0400

The Pulp Girls:

Do you think one day that you could give credit to the photos that you post? You’ve not done it ONCE. You’ve used three of mine now, obviously taken from my flickr via the link on my page, and have failed to credit me or at least say that it’s not YOURS. Be fair and CREDIT.

Joshdivision

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:54:56 -0400

Joshdivision:

OK WE GET IT. You have trouble with the ladies. Nobody wants to hear this more than once. Nobody cares after the first mention. Maybe girls don’t like you because they’re not interested in guys that are always complaining about how they can’t get girls. Maybe they want guys who know how to treat a woman, and who won’t constantly be assessing what’s going on at every moment when they’re around any prospective love interests.

Also, enough with the kitten pictures and reblog posts. Please.

BaxterP

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:54:18 -0400

BaxterP:

eat a sandwich. shut up about the famous people you think you look like (you don’t). no one gives a shit about your megabus, your poo-loving, trainwreck of a “friend” antikris, your mediocre photography or your painful and desperate IM correspondence with whatever freakshows you are meeting on Match/OKCupid/Nerve. every time i see you out, you’re wearing some ridiculous too-tight getup and you’re drunk as fuck. maybe if you spent less time bitching about “marrieds” and complaining about who you consider hipsters, you’d actually get laid. haven’t you quit this blog, like, fifteen times? why don’t you quit for fucking real. oh, and PS - you don’t own BSG.

This is Katherine

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:52:38 -0400

This is Katherine:

I can’t remember why I followed you in the first place, but I can honestly say that I’ve never unfollowed anyone faster.

So why did I unfollow you?

1. you like extremely skinny (borderline anorexic, no muscle) boys covered in tattoos that no self respecting man has (guys with TRAMP STAMPS???).

2. You carry on absurd conversations via reblog about those skeletal, tattooed boys.

3. I love harry potter as much as the next guy, but there is a point when your love for Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) becomes creepy and obsessive.

Please do everyone a favour and leave the blogosphere forever.

ccake

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 10:10:16 -0400

ccake:

I don’t follow that many people because for me to follow people the tumblr has to actually be good. Everytime I see you post something I question why I am following you and then I remembered that you once followed me and stopped following me because you made a post about hating people who don’t vote after I had just posted something on how I don’t vote, so I only followed you so that I could reblog everything you posted into a private blog, I did it in the hope that you would get paranoid. I’m over it now, and your posts are just plain shit. Also WHO THE FUCK GETS AN OCTOPUS TATTOO???? UNFOLLOW